Cruz Challenges Rubio's Ignorance Credentials

WASHINGTON - After claiming on Sunday that human activity does not cause
climate change, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida) suddenly found his
ignorance credentials under attack by several members of the Tea Party
caucus in Congress, including Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

"Now that Marco's running for President, he doesn't believe in climate
change," said Sen. Cruz. "To those of us with long track records of
ignorance, he seems a little late to the rodeo." Rep. Michele Bachmann
joined the criticism, questioning whether Rubio had the "stupid cred" to
win the GOP nomination. "At the end of the day, I have faith that
Republican voters can tell the difference between someone who is truly
ignorant and someone who's just faking it," she said.

from Andy Borowitz