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On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.

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F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over
that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does
something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off
the federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something
like that.


"Or something like that." Really?
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On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 17:56:49 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.


Oh, WOW!! Squirty! You win again! Gosh, it must feel great when the Eat****anDie guy starts patting
your butt, eh? You gotta be lovin' it!

Congratulations on a job well done, Squirty Poo! You be the man's...uh...toy.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


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On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 17:56:49 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.


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They're coming for you Harry, something about unpaid taxes and
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