Get help, JohnnyMop.
This unhealthy obsession with guns can't end well.

On 12/17/13, 4:43 PM, True North wrote:
Get help, JohnnyMop.
This unhealthy obsession with guns can't end well.


Did Johnnymop pop for another pop gun?

--
Religion: together we can find the cure.

On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 16:50:34 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 12/17/13, 4:43 PM, True North wrote:
Get help, JohnnyMop.
This unhealthy obsession with guns can't end well.


Did Johnnymop pop for another pop gun?

YAY!!! It worked, Spurt! You got your butt buddy's attention and even a comment. Kool! There are so
many here that are jealous of the 'close relationship' you have with the Eat **** and Die guy (you
know who I mean, right?)

Gotta run, Squirt Blossom. I'll be thinking of you though! Take care and be good.

You got your Christmas tree up yet? The ****OffandDie guy doesn't do Christmas. Shame, huh? If you
put up a tree, don't say anything, 'cause he'll look down on you for doing so. Oh, wait, in order to
see you he has to look behind and down anyway, doesn't he?

Now! I gotta go. Bye Squirt!!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!

JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.

On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.

--
Religion: together we can find the cure.

F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over
that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does
something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off
the federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something
like that.


"Or something like that." Really?

On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 17:56:49 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.

Oh, WOW!! Squirty! You win again! Gosh, it must feel great when the Eat****anDie guy starts patting
your butt, eh? You gotta be lovin' it!

Congratulations on a job well done, Squirty Poo! You be the man's...uh...toy.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!

On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 17:56:49 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.

===

They're coming for you Harry, something about unpaid taxes and
fraudulent conveyance.

On Tuesday, December 17, 2013 5:51:13 PM UTC-5, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.

He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.

She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.

You TRY to be funny....you aren't, and refuse to realize it. What IS funny, is thinking of your bow-legged, stumpy frame waddling a mop down the hall.

LMFAO !!!!

On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 14:51:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.

Hey Squirt, you cute lil' thing you,

I'll bet that little bit of courageous talk will get you a pat on the butt!! Such a display of
manliness - no wonder the FOAD guy likes your ears so much! They've probably got hair growing out of
'em, right?

Oh Spurt Blossom, you are such a joy to have around. Still setting the 'lead to follow', right?

So, what'll it be for ya - Sharia or Mexican?? Pull your head out just long enough to grow some
balls and answer the question. OK?

Bye Squirt!!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!