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jps March 7th 13 06:15 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:58:19 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:01:09 -0800, jps wrote:

This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in
Merica is about.


Gore Vidal used to make a pretty compelling case that Jesus was a
Rambo type guy.
One example was casting out the money changers (AKA knocking over
Harrod's bank). You don't think the Romans had some kind of security?
It took some muscle to "scatter the coins".

This is just one case where Jesus said "I come not to bring peace, but
to bring a sword".


Hahaha, isn't Harrod's now owned by Saudis?

jps March 7th 13 06:18 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On Thu, 7 Mar 2013 01:36:53 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Mar 7, 1:01*am, jps wrote:
On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Mar 6, 12:52*pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be


Sadly, only an SNL spoof.


OMG, that's hilarious. *Tim's kinda Jesus.


No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?


Oh golly, my bad. *Thought you were into guns like your winger
brethren here.

This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in
Merica is about. *Support the death penalty, support war, support
killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.
They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's
reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,
liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.

Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,
paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." *Which is
unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.

Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in
the fundamentalist movement. *Merican Taliban.


Like I said, this one isn't mine- Maybe it's actually yours


I know you are, but what am I? Really?

I'm not a Pentacostal Christian so it'd be pretty hard for me to be
rooting for Rambo Jesus. I do find him an accurate reflection of many
so-called Merican Christians.

jps March 7th 13 06:19 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:10:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/7/13 9:06 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 3/7/2013 4:36 AM, Tim wrote:
On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:
On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be

Sadly, only an SNL spoof.

OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.

No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?

Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger
brethren here.

This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in
Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support
killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.
They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's
reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,
liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.

Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,
paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is
unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.

Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in
the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.

Like I said, this one isn't mine- Maybe it's actually yours


JPS is just a sniveling coward, sitting in a corner barking hoping
beyond hope to get your attention Tim...


And you're a lazy, vulgar, lying racist pig, so????



PsychoSnotty accuses everyone who disagrees with him of hiding under a
desk or sitting in a corner or being a coward. I'm not sure what he
wants. Does he want a parade of guys driving up to his house, knocking
on his door and punching him in the nose when he opens it?


The DSM would likely confirm he has some sort of projection syndrome.

[email protected] March 7th 13 06:55 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On Thursday, March 7, 2013 11:12:16 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM, wrote:

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:




On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:




On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim




wrote:








On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:




On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be







Sadly, only an SNL spoof.








OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.








No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?








Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger




brethren here.








This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in




Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support




killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.




They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's




reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,




liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.








Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,




paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is




unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.








Wow, such self-interpreted theology!








Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in




the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.








No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.












No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody




that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the




KKK all around.




You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.






Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly

out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I

walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the

walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...

Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't

see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...


*IF* you actually saw it in that area of AL, then the same caution of mindset applies to *you*. Don't smear the entire "south" with something you may have seen in one, tiny place that is your entire frame of reference... your cubicle.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute March 7th 13 07:06 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On 3/7/2013 1:55 PM, wrote:
On Thursday, March 7, 2013 11:12:16 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM,
wrote:

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:




On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:




On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim




wrote:








On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:




On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be







Sadly, only an SNL spoof.








OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.








No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?








Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger




brethren here.








This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in




Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support




killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.




They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's




reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,




liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.








Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,




paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is




unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.








Wow, such self-interpreted theology!








Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in




the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.








No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.












No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody




that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the




KKK all around.




You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.






Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly

out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I

walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the

walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...

Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't

see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...


*IF* you actually saw it in that area of AL, then the same caution of mindset applies to *you*. Don't smear the entire "south" with something you may have seen in one, tiny place that is your entire frame of reference... your cubicle.


Someone said "I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence
of the KKK in 40 years". I noted that it was pretty active in Northern
Alabama when I was there... I don't think that "smears" the entire south
at all, and I don't think the whole of Northern Alabama which was my
district, is a narrow "cubicle"... Either way, someone said they didn't
see it, I said I did... Please read more carefully next time.

iBoaterer[_2_] March 7th 13 08:13 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 11:12:16 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM,
wrote:

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:




On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:




On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim




wrote:








On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:




On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be







Sadly, only an SNL spoof.








OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.








No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?








Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger




brethren here.








This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in




Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support




killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.




They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's




reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,




liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.








Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,




paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is




unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.








Wow, such self-interpreted theology!








Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in




the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.








No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.












No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody




that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the




KKK all around.




You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.






Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly

out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I

walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the

walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...

Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't

see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...


*IF* you actually saw it in that area of AL, then the same caution of mindset applies to *you*. Don't smear the entire "south" with something you may have seen in one, tiny place that is your entire frame of reference... your cubicle.


It's bull****, you know it you live in the south, I've lived in the
south and traveled it extensively.

[email protected] March 7th 13 08:13 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On Thursday, March 7, 2013 2:06:27 PM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 1:55 PM, wrote:

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 11:12:16 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM,
wrote:



On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:




On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:








On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:








On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim








wrote:
















On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:








On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:
















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be















Sadly, only an SNL spoof.
















OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.
















No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?
















Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger








brethren here.
















This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in








Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support








killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.








They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's








reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,








liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.
















Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,








paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is








unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.
















Wow, such self-interpreted theology!
















Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in








the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.
















No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.
























No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody








that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the








KKK all around.








You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.












Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly




out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I




walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the




walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...




Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't




see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...




*IF* you actually saw it in that area of AL, then the same caution of mindset applies to *you*. Don't smear the entire "south" with something you may have seen in one, tiny place that is your entire frame of reference... your cubicle.






Someone said "I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence

of the KKK in 40 years". I noted that it was pretty active in Northern

Alabama when I was there... I don't think that "smears" the entire south

at all, and I don't think the whole of Northern Alabama which was my

district, is a narrow "cubicle"... Either way, someone said they didn't

see it, I said I did... Please read more carefully next time.


The write more carefully next time. You wrote "It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the KKK all around." You lived in a tiny area of the south, in northern AL. :-)

iBoaterer[_2_] March 7th 13 08:15 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
In article ,
says...

On 3/7/2013 1:55 PM,
wrote:
On Thursday, March 7, 2013 11:12:16 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM,
wrote:

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:

On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:



On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:



On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim



wrote:







On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:



On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be







Sadly, only an SNL spoof.







OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.







No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?







Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger



brethren here.







This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in



Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support



killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.



They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's



reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,



liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.







Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,



paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is



unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.







Wow, such self-interpreted theology!







Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in



the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.







No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.











No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody



that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the



KKK all around.



You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.





Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly

out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I

walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the

walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...

Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't

see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...


*IF* you actually saw it in that area of AL, then the same caution of mindset applies to *you*. Don't smear the entire "south" with something you may have seen in one, tiny place that is your entire frame of reference... your cubicle.


Someone said "I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence
of the KKK in 40 years". I noted that it was pretty active in Northern
Alabama when I was there... I don't think that "smears" the entire south
at all, and I don't think the whole of Northern Alabama which was my
district, is a narrow "cubicle"... Either way, someone said they didn't
see it, I said I did... Please read more carefully next time.


Burn those bridges, crazy man!!!!

F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 08:28 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On 3/7/13 3:13 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 11:12:16 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM,
wrote:

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:

On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:



On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:



On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim



wrote:







On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:



On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be







Sadly, only an SNL spoof.







OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.







No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?







Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger



brethren here.







This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in



Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support



killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.



They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's



reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,



liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.







Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,



paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is



unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.







Wow, such self-interpreted theology!







Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in



the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.







No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.











No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody



that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the



KKK all around.



You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.





Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly

out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I

walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the

walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...

Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't

see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...


*IF* you actually saw it in that area of AL, then the same caution of mindset applies to *you*. Don't smear the entire "south" with something you may have seen in one, tiny place that is your entire frame of reference... your cubicle.


It's bull****, you know it you live in the south, I've lived in the
south and traveled it extensively.



I wonder what a crosstab of Tea Party and Klan believers would show.

F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 10:19 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
On 3/7/13 5:11 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:07:36 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

The fact remains that a lot of Europeans moved into a place where they
had no recent heritage and claimed it as their own, much like the
other dozen or so crusades.

I find it funny when people who ridicule the Bible will let a group
use it as the basis for a land grab. There are even a few retired IDF
generals who are saying the current government is going too far,
comparing them to the nazis they moved there to evade.


Invading. The invasions came from without.

Contemporary Jewish society and population in Israel predates 1948.



Most of the Jewish residents of Israel have European or American
heritage and immigrated there since 1948. A large number are actually
first or second generation there.


Yeah, most of the adult Israelis who were there prior to 1948 are dead.
Good call but not relevant to Jews in large numbers being in Israel
prior to 1948, and relevant to the fact that after the State of Israel
was declared, its Arab neighbor countries attacked.


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