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F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 04:04 PM

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On 3/7/13 10:58 AM, wrote:
On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:01:09 -0800, jps wrote:

This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in
Merica is about.


Gore Vidal used to make a pretty compelling case that Jesus was a
Rambo type guy.
One example was casting out the money changers (AKA knocking over
Harrod's bank). You don't think the Romans had some kind of security?
It took some muscle to "scatter the coins".

This is just one case where Jesus said "I come not to bring peace, but
to bring a sword".


Harrods is a department store. You're thinking of Herod Antipas, I
think. No relation to Charles Harrod.

[email protected] March 7th 13 04:08 PM

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On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:

On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:


On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim


wrote:




On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:


On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be




Sadly, only an SNL spoof.




OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.




No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?




Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger


brethren here.




This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in


Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support


killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.


They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's


reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,


liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.




Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,


paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is


unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.




Wow, such self-interpreted theology!




Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in


the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.




No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.






No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody

that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the

KKK all around.


You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute March 7th 13 04:12 PM

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On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:

On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:


On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim


wrote:




On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:


On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be



Sadly, only an SNL spoof.




OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.




No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?




Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger


brethren here.




This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in


Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support


killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.


They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's


reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,


liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.




Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,


paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is


unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.




Wow, such self-interpreted theology!




Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in


the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.




No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.






No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody

that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the

KKK all around.


You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.


Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly
out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I
walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the
walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...
Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't
see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...

iBoaterer[_2_] March 7th 13 04:57 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:

On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:


On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim


wrote:




On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:


On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be



Sadly, only an SNL spoof.




OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.




No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?




Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger


brethren here.




This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in


Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support


killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.


They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's


reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,


liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.




Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,


paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is


unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.




Wow, such self-interpreted theology!




Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in


the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.




No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.






No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody

that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the

KKK all around.


You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.


Agreed. He's insane.

iBoaterer[_2_] March 7th 13 04:58 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
In article ,
says...

On 3/7/2013 11:08 AM,
wrote:
On Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:05:35 AM UTC-5, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 3/7/2013 8:03 AM, Tim wrote:

On Mar 7, 1:01 am, jps wrote:

On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 19:28:45 -0800 (PST), Tim

wrote:



On Mar 6, 12:52 pm, jps wrote:

On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:28:38 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWxq3...ature=youtu.be



Sadly, only an SNL spoof.



OMG, that's hilarious. Tim's kinda Jesus.



No it's not. Maybe it's actually yours?



Oh golly, my bad. Thought you were into guns like your winger

brethren here.



This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in

Merica is about. Support the death penalty, support war, support

killing doctors who provide health care to women who want abortions.

They want "freedom" but desire the power to control women's

reproductive choices? They hate immigrants, people of color, fags,

liberals and whomever else threatens their status quo or Tim Tebow.



Real Christians are saddled with the proximity of these misogynistic,

paternalistic, violent sects of Neanderthal "Christians." Which is

unfair since Neanderthals didn't get a chance to believe in Jesus.



Wow, such self-interpreted theology!



Awesome that SNL put into pictures what most of us liberals witness in

the fundamentalist movement. Merican Taliban.



No, they put into pictures what you want to believe.





No, they are just putting in pictures, the hate the left has for anybody

that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the

KKK all around.


You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.


Well, it was pretty active where I was in Huntsville Alabama... Mostly
out in Boaz, and Decatur where the Imperial Wizard lived at the time. I
walked into homes where the plaque was predominantly displayed on the
walls, I saw organized "outings" for the Youth Klan Organization...
Don't fall into the same mindset of kevin, and harry, where if you don't
see it from your cubicle or basement, it's not there...


Bull****. You always do the same thing when you get caught in one of
your lies, claim that everyone but you lives in a cubicle or basement.
You are nothing but a liar, a vulgar bigot, and a racist.

Eisboch[_8_] March 7th 13 05:03 PM

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"F.O.A.D." wrote in message
...

On 3/7/13 10:58 AM, wrote:
On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:01:09 -0800, jps wrote:

This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement
in
Merica is about.


Gore Vidal used to make a pretty compelling case that Jesus was a
Rambo type guy.
One example was casting out the money changers (AKA knocking over
Harrod's bank). You don't think the Romans had some kind of
security?
It took some muscle to "scatter the coins".

This is just one case where Jesus said "I come not to bring peace,
but
to bring a sword".


Harrods is a department store. You're thinking of Herod Antipas, I
think. No relation to Charles Harrod.

--------------------------------

That's funny right there.



F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 05:07 PM

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On 3/7/13 11:45 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:56:07 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/7/13 10:46 AM,
wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:16:29 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

You don't have to go back that far to find examples of religious wars
perpetrated by self-described christians. Christians waged wars on Jews
for many centuries after the Middle Ages. Christians waged war against
Muslims in the 1990s.

Europeans reoccupied the holy land in 1948. That is the current
crusade


If you are referring to the Jews, they were occupying the
"Holy Land" long before the Muslims. Also, the day after the state of
Israel was "declared" in 1948, the neighboring Arab states initiated a
war by invading.


Invading or simply trying to get their land back?

The fact remains that a lot of Europeans moved into a place where they
had no recent heritage and claimed it as their own, much like the
other dozen or so crusades.

I find it funny when people who ridicule the Bible will let a group
use it as the basis for a land grab. There are even a few retired IDF
generals who are saying the current government is going too far,
comparing them to the nazis they moved there to evade.


Invading. The invasions came from without.

Contemporary Jewish society and population in Israel predates 1948.

F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 05:08 PM

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On 3/7/13 11:46 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:04:37 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/7/13 10:58 AM,
wrote:
On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:01:09 -0800, jps wrote:

This Rambo Jesus represents everything the fundamentalist movement in
Merica is about.

Gore Vidal used to make a pretty compelling case that Jesus was a
Rambo type guy.
One example was casting out the money changers (AKA knocking over
Harrod's bank). You don't think the Romans had some kind of security?
It took some muscle to "scatter the coins".

This is just one case where Jesus said "I come not to bring peace, but
to bring a sword".


Harrods is a department store. You're thinking of Herod Antipas, I
think. No relation to Charles Harrod.


Spell check got me.


I don't use speeeeelczech. But I am a lousy typist.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute March 7th 13 05:37 PM

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On 3/7/2013 11:48 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 7 Mar 2013 08:08:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the

KKK all around.


You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.


The KKK is a northern organization now. Ohio, Michigan, Indiana and of
course Maryland. The only KKK rally I ever saw was in Southern PG
county. The PG cops were doing traffic control for them


Well, in Boaz, Scottsborough, Decatur (sp?) and Huntsville, they were
there. In the local businesses. They didn't have open rallies, but their
presence was felt for sure in the community. Don't be distracted by the
clowns that parade for the cameras, these are not the guys the
minorities are worried about...

iBoaterer[_2_] March 7th 13 06:04 PM

Funniest film trailer ever...
 
In article ,
says...

On 3/7/2013 11:48 AM,
wrote:
On Thu, 7 Mar 2013 08:08:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

that isn't them... It's kind of like when I lived in the south with the

KKK all around.

You're living in a dream world. I live in the south, and I've seen no first-hand evidence of the KKK in 40 years. Except for a few holdouts in MD at their headquarters, they seem to be a dead org.


The KKK is a northern organization now. Ohio, Michigan, Indiana and of
course Maryland. The only KKK rally I ever saw was in Southern PG
county. The PG cops were doing traffic control for them


Well, in Boaz, Scottsborough, Decatur (sp?) and Huntsville, they were
there. In the local businesses. They didn't have open rallies, but their
presence was felt for sure in the community. Don't be distracted by the
clowns that parade for the cameras, these are not the guys the
minorities are worried about...


Bull****.


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