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Default Tea Party wants to build its own town in idaho.

Now that the fringe of the Tea Party, preppers and others like them have
realized that secession isn’t in the cards, they’re turning to plan B.
This alternative plan is not as cool as an entire state, but it
certainly sounds like every little boy’s dream. It’s a neighborhood that
will be surrounded by walls to keep out liberals and the like. It will
be set up as its own neighborhood. But this is no Mr. Rogers neighborhood.

The III Citadel will be built on a 20-acre piece of land that’s located
in Benewah County, Idaho. An artist’s rendering shows the scale and
depth of the plans for the extreme Tea Party patriot Shangri-La. There
are three planned residential areas, schools, green space, and even a
(firearms) museum. There’s a town square, a farmer’s market, and an
amphitheater. The plan boasts an arms factory so you won’t have to leave
the secure and assuredly tightly-controlled lifestyle afforded by the
“gated” community. The community will be surrounded by several towers
and a curtain wall. There will also be a series of three walls so as to
protect you from invading government agents.

This exclusive community does have some pretty hefty prerequisites
before you’re allowed to claim your piece of land in the American
Redoubt. There is a list of requirements that applicants must agree to
before being considered. Many of the tenets listed include the
proficient use of firearms, but not everything listed is of a serious
nature. Once a Patriot reaches their 13th birthday, they’ll have the
Citadel equivalent of a bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah. This coming of age
celebration can be achieved once a minimal level of marksmanship is
reached. There is also a celebration each April 19th to celebrate
Patriot’s Day.

From addicting info website.

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If it is built, the federal government ought surround it with a 30 foot
wall, with heavily armed guards on top to keep the crackpots in the
Citadel. Once a month, we can airdrop more firearms, whiskey and crank.
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