To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

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Q

Not to belabor the obvious but you picked up that this article was a joke,
right?

"Q" wrote in message
news
To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

--
Q

Lawrence James wrote:
Not to belabor the obvious but you picked up that this article was a joke,
right?

"Q" wrote in message
news
To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

--
Q




What? Does that mean that the news item about the Wal-Mart customer
being bit by a rattlesnake is a joke, too?

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uh, yea
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lawrence James wrote:
Not to belabor the obvious but you picked up that this article was a
joke,
right?

"Q" wrote in message
news
To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

--
Q




What? Does that mean that the news item about the Wal-Mart customer
being bit by a rattlesnake is a joke, too?

--
__________________________________________________ __________
Email sent to will never reach me.

It says at the very bottom that its Satire


"Q" wrote in message
news
To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

--
Q

Greg Boyles wrote:

It says at the very bottom that its Satire


"Q" wrote in message
news
To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

--
Q



Someone always lets the bag out of the cat.

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