Not to belabor the obvious but you picked up that this article was a joke,
right?

"Q" wrote in message
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To all:

As if jetskis weren't bad enough...

Winter Harbor, ME -- The latest in a rash of Segway-related accidents
has prompted authorities to put an abrupt halt to the popular water
recreation activity.

The James Bond-like Sequada can reach speeds of 115 mph, challenging
that of many racing boats. Coast Guard Lieutenant "Choppy" Waters
remarked, "In the hands of a reckless hobbyist, this machine becomes a
lethal weapon."

This was tragically illustrated yesterday when an unidentified man
struck a lobster boat in Winter Harbor. The resulting explosion sank
the vessel, killing all seven hands aboard. The Sequada rider was also
killed.

The FBI does not consider terrorism to be a factor.

Please see:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/200...aytragedy.html

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Q