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JACKSON, Mich. — A woman said she kept the dead body of her companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she didn’t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

“It’s not that I’m heartless. ... I didn’t want to be alone. He was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,” Chase told the Jackson Citizen Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler’s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said there
wasn’t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler’s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86
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On 7/12/2012 3:04 PM, X ` Man wrote:
JACKSON, Mich. — A woman said she kept the dead body of her companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she didn’t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

“It’s not that I’m heartless. ... I didn’t want to be alone. He was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,” Chase told the Jackson Citizen Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler’s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said there
wasn’t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler’s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86


I see it playing out again in Maryland.

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In article m,
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On 7/12/2012 3:54 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/12/12 3:49 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

JACKSON, Mich. ? A woman said she kept the dead body of her companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she didn?t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

?It?s not that I?m heartless. ... I didn?t want to be alone. He was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,? Chase told the Jackson Citizen
Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler?s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said there
wasn?t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler?s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86

She did all of that because she's a NASCAR fan?



D'oh.

Maybe he was a NASCAR fan. Where is the humor in all of this?
Or is this just an effort to discredit NASCAR or belittle it's fans.

I am at a loss to understand why you posted this.
Please explain.


Oh, you know, if Harry doesn't enjoy it, no one should. If Harry doesn't
do it, no one should. If Harry doesn't eat is, no one should.
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On 7/12/2012 4:47 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article m,
says...

On 7/12/2012 3:54 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/12/12 3:49 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

JACKSON, Mich. ? A woman said she kept the dead body of her companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she didn?t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

?It?s not that I?m heartless. ... I didn?t want to be alone. He was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,? Chase told the Jackson Citizen
Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler?s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said there
wasn?t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler?s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86

She did all of that because she's a NASCAR fan?



D'oh.

Maybe he was a NASCAR fan. Where is the humor in all of this?
Or is this just an effort to discredit NASCAR or belittle it's fans.

I am at a loss to understand why you posted this.
Please explain.


Oh, you know, if Harry doesn't enjoy it, no one should. If Harry doesn't
do it, no one should. If Harry doesn't eat is, no one should.

I wonder if he looks to this as a way to deal with his final arangements.

Plusses:
1 no funeral costs.
2 His friends can come sit with him whenever they wish.
3 Visitors for the grieving widow.

minuses:
None that I can see. The stench will eventually dissipate
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On 7/12/2012 3:47 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article m,
says...

On 7/12/2012 3:54 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/12/12 3:49 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

JACKSON, Mich. ? A woman said she kept the dead body of her companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she didn?t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

?It?s not that I?m heartless. ... I didn?t want to be alone. He was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,? Chase told the Jackson Citizen
Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler?s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said there
wasn?t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler?s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86

She did all of that because she's a NASCAR fan?



D'oh.

Maybe he was a NASCAR fan. Where is the humor in all of this?
Or is this just an effort to discredit NASCAR or belittle it's fans.

I am at a loss to understand why you posted this.
Please explain.


Oh, you know, if Harry doesn't enjoy it, no one should. If Harry doesn't
do it, no one should. If Harry doesn't eat is, no one should.

What is he a liberal?
Mikek

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On 7/12/2012 6:39 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2012 3:47 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article m,
says...

On 7/12/2012 3:54 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/12/12 3:49 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

JACKSON, Mich. ? A woman said she kept the dead body of her
companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she
didn?t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean
and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

?It?s not that I?m heartless. ... I didn?t want to be alone. He
was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,? Chase told the Jackson Citizen
Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler?s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said
there
wasn?t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial
fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler?s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86

She did all of that because she's a NASCAR fan?



D'oh.

Maybe he was a NASCAR fan. Where is the humor in all of this?
Or is this just an effort to discredit NASCAR or belittle it's fans.

I am at a loss to understand why you posted this.
Please explain.


Oh, you know, if Harry doesn't enjoy it, no one should. If Harry doesn't
do it, no one should. If Harry doesn't eat is, no one should.

What is he a liberal?
Mikek

If it walks like a duck, it's a duck

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In article ,
says...

On 7/12/2012 3:47 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article m,
says...

On 7/12/2012 3:54 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/12/12 3:49 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

JACKSON, Mich. ? A woman said she kept the dead body of her companion in
a chair in their southern Michigan house for months because she didn?t
want to be alone.

Linda Chase, 72, said she kept the remains of Charles Zigler clean and
dressed and talked to the body while watching NASCAR on television.

?It?s not that I?m heartless. ... I didn?t want to be alone. He was the
only guy who was ever nice to me,? Chase told the Jackson Citizen
Patriot.

Jackson police discovered Zigler?s body in a living room chair last
week. Authorities believe he died of natural causes at age 67 in
December 2010, although Chase said it was last December. She said there
wasn?t a bad smell.

She has not been arrested but is being investigated for financial fraud.
Chase admits cashing Zigler?s benefit checks after his death.

http://tinyurl.com/87seq86

She did all of that because she's a NASCAR fan?



D'oh.

Maybe he was a NASCAR fan. Where is the humor in all of this?
Or is this just an effort to discredit NASCAR or belittle it's fans.

I am at a loss to understand why you posted this.
Please explain.


Oh, you know, if Harry doesn't enjoy it, no one should. If Harry doesn't
do it, no one should. If Harry doesn't eat is, no one should.

What is he a liberal?
Mikek


What are you, as bigoted as Harry and Scotty?
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