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George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
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... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?


Did you get full retail for the bidets? Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

-HB
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On Dec 29, 7:26*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, *wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:


On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
* *wrote:
... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.
Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -

And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. *She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. *She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.


What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. *(Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)


Me? *Well ... you know me, eh?


Did you get full retail for the bidets? *Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

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Yes, full retail. And yes, it depressed the bidet market nationally.
The consequences were too embarrassing to imagine. Lots of soiled --
well ..... I'm an erudite person who would rather not detail the
situation.
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On Dec 29, 7:24*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB


Actually, she's much more trim than I am. During coitus, she ....
well, let's not go there.
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In article 2ff2033c-b0ff-46b2-bf84-d444b719dd47
@q8g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 29, 10:01*am, Oscar wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:


... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.


Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?


Didn't she sell off the bidet factory for more than it was worth?
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