Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

On 27/12/2011 6:57 AM, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

And that excludes those related to pot, cocaine and others.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Forgot the others that dopers use.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. But me, I worry about their
victims and no shortage of them even if they don't smash up a car. But
having lost a relative and another on a second incident to DUI in wheel
chair, well, if you get busted for impaired don't get sympathy here.
--
Corrupt USA, Euro Bank and Military Regime, funding both sides of
terrorism for profit and debt-tax slavery.

On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:43:15 -0700, Canuck57 wrote:

On 27/12/2011 6:57 AM, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

And that excludes those related to pot, cocaine and others.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Forgot the others that dopers use.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. But me, I worry about their
victims and no shortage of them even if they don't smash up a car. But
having lost a relative and another on a second incident to DUI in wheel
chair, well, if you get busted for impaired don't get sympathy here.

The *really* impaired are those with no sense of humor. There are a few right here.

Lighten up.

On 12/27/2011 3:16 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:43:15 -0700, wrote:

On 27/12/2011 6:57 AM, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

And that excludes those related to pot, cocaine and others.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Forgot the others that dopers use.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. But me, I worry about their
victims and no shortage of them even if they don't smash up a car. But
having lost a relative and another on a second incident to DUI in wheel
chair, well, if you get busted for impaired don't get sympathy here.

The *really* impaired are those with no sense of humor. There are a few right here.

Lighten up.
If he lightens up any more he'll be light in the loafers like Harry or
Barney Frank.

On 12/27/11 3:16 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:43:15 -0700, wrote:

On 27/12/2011 6:57 AM, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

And that excludes those related to pot, cocaine and others.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Forgot the others that dopers use.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. But me, I worry about their
victims and no shortage of them even if they don't smash up a car. But
having lost a relative and another on a second incident to DUI in wheel
chair, well, if you get busted for impaired don't get sympathy here.

The *really* impaired are those with no sense of humor. There are a few right here.

Lighten up.


Canuckles *is* a humorless asshole, but...

....it's been quite a few years since jokes about or making light about
drinking and driving have been considered humorous.

The problem here is that the "true you" is always with you. You are an
insensitive asshole.

Got any good jokes about breast cancer? If you do, keep them to
yourself, eh?

--
Hate women? Hate the idea of women having sex?

Vote Republican, and join in the GOP's unhinged attacks
on Planned Parenthood, the HPV vaccine,
and insurance coverage of contraception.

On Dec 27, 8:57*am, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Flagged as the spam **** it is.

*e#c wrote:
On Dec 27, 8:57 am, Happy wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
Flagged as the spam **** it is.
Keep flagging, Skippy, it doesn't do a damn thing.

-HB

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:57:35 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Good post. Mark well your humorless far-far-righties that want to make
this something far far different.

Do you get it?

Go back to bed and sober up, Plume.

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:09:47 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:57:35 -0500, Happy JH
wrote:

Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Good post. Mark well your humorless far-far-righties that want to make
this something far far different.

Do you get it?

Hopefully, your post makes good sense to you, and that's what counts.