On 12/27/2011 3:16 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:43:15 -0700, wrote:

On 27/12/2011 6:57 AM, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

And that excludes those related to pot, cocaine and others.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Forgot the others that dopers use.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. But me, I worry about their
victims and no shortage of them even if they don't smash up a car. But
having lost a relative and another on a second incident to DUI in wheel
chair, well, if you get busted for impaired don't get sympathy here.

The *really* impaired are those with no sense of humor. There are a few right here.

Lighten up.
If he lightens up any more he'll be light in the loafers like Harry or
Barney Frank.