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iBoaterer[_2_] December 22nd 11 12:54 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
In article ,
says...

On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

Pussy...

I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.

Harry the biological scientist talking about swans "laughing"!!!!

iBoaterer[_2_] December 22nd 11 12:55 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
In article , dump-on-
says...

On 12/19/11 4:41 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:38 PM, Drifter wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:30 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a
nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

Pussy...

I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.

Are you on Mary Jane, Coke, or some new designer drug your wife
introduced you to?


Probably something prescription, the guy is barely capable of getting
through the day...


I'm not a heart patient like you are, little dungball. The only "med" I
take is an OTC multivitamin.

Then maybe you should rethink that, what with your paranoia, narcissism
and cowardice.....

iBoaterer[_2_] December 22nd 11 01:01 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
In article , dump-on-
says...

On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.

And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!

Oscar December 22nd 11 01:32 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/22/2011 7:54 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnX0XAJIgPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
says...
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...
\
Pig
Harry shows his scientific side, thinking that invasive species should
be protected and preserved! Harry, need some Zebra Mussels to put in
waterways?
or Asian carp or sea cow or kudzu or African bees or Dutch elm disease.
All part of Obama's plan to destroy America.

Oscar December 22nd 11 01:36 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/22/2011 8:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnUMXAJKtPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
says...
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.
And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!
Wait till mussel seeds get into his engine and grow. He'll see the point
then.

Happy JH December 22nd 11 04:27 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:36:04 -0500, Oscar wrote:

On 12/22/2011 8:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnUMXAJKtPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
says...
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.
And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!
Wait till mussel seeds get into his engine and grow. He'll see the point
then.

First you gotta have the boat. Then you gotta have the engine.

X ` Man December 22nd 11 05:13 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/22/11 11:27 AM, Happy JH wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:36:04 -0500, wrote:

On 12/22/2011 8:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnUMXAJKtPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
says...
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.
And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!
Wait till mussel seeds get into his engine and grow. He'll see the point
then.

First you gotta have the boat. Then you gotta have the engine.


Actually, herring, you have to have your boat in the water for the
mussels to attach. So, you have no worries.

Happy JH December 22nd 11 05:19 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:13:18 -0500, X ` Man wrote:

On 12/22/11 11:27 AM, Happy JH wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:36:04 -0500, wrote:

On 12/22/2011 8:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnUMXAJKtPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
says...
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.
And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!
Wait till mussel seeds get into his engine and grow. He'll see the point
then.

First you gotta have the boat. Then you gotta have the engine.


Actually, herring, you have to have your boat in the water for the
mussels to attach. So, you have no worries.

Absolutely not. My boat is on a trailer in the marina, all snug as a bug in a rug.

Where's yours? Winterized yet?

X ` Man[_3_] December 22nd 11 05:44 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/22/11 12:19 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:13:18 -0500, X ` wrote:

On 12/22/11 11:27 AM, Happy JH wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:36:04 -0500, wrote:

On 12/22/2011 8:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnUMXAJKtPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
says...
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.
And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!
Wait till mussel seeds get into his engine and grow. He'll see the point
then.

First you gotta have the boat. Then you gotta have the engine.


Actually, herring, you have to have your boat in the water for the
mussels to attach. So, you have no worries.

Absolutely not. My boat is on a trailer in the marina, all snug as a bug in a rug.

Where's yours? Winterized yet?


On the hard at a boatyard in the Deale area, all buttoned up.

--
http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

iBoaterer[_2_] December 22nd 11 05:56 PM
All you need to know about mute swans
 
In article , dump-on-
says...

On 12/22/11 12:19 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:13:18 -0500, X ` wrote:

On 12/22/11 11:27 AM, Happy JH wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:36:04 -0500, wrote:

On 12/22/2011 8:01 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article3YKdnUMXAJKtPHLTnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com, dump-on-
 says...
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.
===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.
And Harry fails miserably to see the point, as usual. Harry do you want
to save the Zebra Mussels from death, too? How about Pythons in south
FL? Snakehead fish? Asian carp? The list goes on!
Wait till mussel seeds get into his engine and grow. He'll see the point
then.

First you gotta have the boat. Then you gotta have the engine.


Actually, herring, you have to have your boat in the water for the
mussels to attach. So, you have no worries.

Absolutely not. My boat is on a trailer in the marina, all snug as a bug in a rug.

Where's yours? Winterized yet?


On the hard at a boatyard in the Deale area, all buttoned up.

Take a picture, no one believes you.


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