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JustWait December 19th 11 08:29 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.


===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

X ` Man[_3_] December 19th 11 08:40 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/11 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.


===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Kill 'em, kill 'em all...they interfered with a boat ride.

--
http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

X ` Man[_3_] December 19th 11 08:42 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.


===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--
http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! December 19th 11 09:00 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On Dec 19, 3:42*pm, X ` Man dump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:


Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.


===


And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Both species should be targeted and destroyed...


\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN


Pussy...

X ` Man December 19th 11 09:30 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:


Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.


===


And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Both species should be targeted and destroyed...


\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN


Pussy...


I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.

Drifter[_5_] December 19th 11 09:35 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/2011 3:42 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.


Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig


Yup Pigs too. Mmmmm good eating. :-)
















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Drifter[_5_] December 19th 11 09:38 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/2011 4:30 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN


Pussy...


I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.


Are you on Mary Jane, Coke, or some new designer drug your wife
introduced you to?

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JustWait December 19th 11 09:41 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/2011 4:38 PM, Drifter wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:30 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a
nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

Pussy...


I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.


Are you on Mary Jane, Coke, or some new designer drug your wife
introduced you to?


Probably something prescription, the guy is barely capable of getting
through the day...

X ` Man[_3_] December 19th 11 09:46 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/11 4:41 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:38 PM, Drifter wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:30 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a
nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

Pussy...

I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.


Are you on Mary Jane, Coke, or some new designer drug your wife
introduced you to?


Probably something prescription, the guy is barely capable of getting
through the day...



I'm not a heart patient like you are, little dungball. The only "med" I
take is an OTC multivitamin.

--
http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

Drifter[_5_] December 19th 11 09:46 PM

All you need to know about mute swans
 
On 12/19/2011 4:41 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:38 PM, Drifter wrote:
On 12/19/2011 4:30 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/19/11 4:00 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Dec 19, 3:42 pm, X ` Mandump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 12/19/11 3:29 PM, JustWait wrote:







On 12/19/2011 2:52 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:41:15 -0500, Happy
wrote:

Can display aggressive territorial behavior toward humans if they
approach the birds' nest or
young. A mute swan can have a wingspan of 6 feet and is readily
capable of breaking bones and
causing severe injury.

===

And that is no joke. We were once dive bombed by a swan while
riding in the dinghy, apparentlly having gotten too close to a
nesting
area. It was like having a 747 coming at us at close range.
As the article says, ducks and geese will not mess with a swan. Of
course the so called "Canadian Geese" are a huge pest also, and
should now be called American geese since most of them haven't flown
north in years.

Both species should be targeted and destroyed...

\
Pig

--http://flickr.com/gp/hakr/oR82kN

Pussy...

I'd be pleased to read an AP item datelined in your town stating that a
short greaseball with a ponytail was pecked to death by a wedge of
swans, who then left the scene of the assault laughing loudly.


Are you on Mary Jane, Coke, or some new designer drug your wife
introduced you to?


Probably something prescription, the guy is barely capable of getting
through the day...


He's definitely altered his meds program. He doesn't seem to be his old
jolly self today.

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