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On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:55:09 -0600, Canuck57 wrote:

On 20/10/2011 3:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Only some get more than one wife. One sheik, 20 wives, 19 others are
doing without pussy. Makes them good and mean. Nothing like young,
fearless hormone driven hot headed males. Easy to brainwash and
manipulate for war and terror.

Wife cant shave, I will shave it for her dammit. But certain things
will not happen if not clean.

Thus is the way of Sharia law. Mohammad was brilliant in designing a
cult of submission and fascist dominance.


Goats have vaginas and assholes.
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On 10/21/11 10:31 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:55:09 -0600, wrote:

On 20/10/2011 3:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Only some get more than one wife. One sheik, 20 wives, 19 others are
doing without pussy. Makes them good and mean. Nothing like young,
fearless hormone driven hot headed males. Easy to brainwash and
manipulate for war and terror.

Wife cant shave, I will shave it for her dammit. But certain things
will not happen if not clean.

Thus is the way of Sharia law. Mohammad was brilliant in designing a
cult of submission and fascist dominance.


Goats have vaginas and assholes.



Do you read that somewhere or is it based upon your personal
explorations and experiences?
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