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The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.

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On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.



Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.
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On Oct 20, 6:18*pm, X ` Man wrote:
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The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey


Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??


Well no **** Sherlock!....


It's not like it could get much worse.


Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.- Hide quoted text -

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That's our boy!
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On 20/10/2011 3:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Only some get more than one wife. One sheik, 20 wives, 19 others are
doing without pussy. Makes them good and mean. Nothing like young,
fearless hormone driven hot headed males. Easy to brainwash and
manipulate for war and terror.

Wife cant shave, I will shave it for her dammit. But certain things
will not happen if not clean.

Thus is the way of Sharia law. Mohammad was brilliant in designing a
cult of submission and fascist dominance.
--
Eat the rich, screw the companies and wonder why there are no jobs. But
we have big huge government we can't afford...
-- Obama and the lefty fleabagger attitude
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On 20/10/2011 3:18 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.


True though. Western society is better but similar. Give everyone the
perception they own their home, a mortgage, a auto with more debt....
yet the banks and government get the lions share of the check because
like herd sheep, too stupid to realize what is really going on.

But people are better off slightly in that polygamy is not legal, even
through it wasn't enforced with 0bama's father, it isn't culturally
approved. So more men mate up with women as a closer 1:1 balance is
had. Less sexual hormones being used against you, so long as you pay
your government debt-tax slavery dues and the banks their money for your
work...the ruse is better.

But like a wise person said to me, if you want to get ahead your worst
enemies are yourself, banks and government. Yourself because it takes
discipline to accumulate wealth and debt to banks and government is
designed to remove that wealth so those than can't produce can play the
sames of chair mushrooms for a wage.
--
Eat the rich, screw the companies and wonder why there are no jobs. But
we have big huge government we can't afford...
-- Obama and the lefty fleabagger attitude


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On 20/10/2011 3:18 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.


Isn't Islam the universal religion?

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On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:16:38 -0400, John H
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The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


====

All kidding aside, there have been studies showing that the multi-wife
culture may be at the root of the problem. It turns out that the
guys with the three wives are older and more affluent, leaving the
younger twenty somethings with slim pickings and little likelihood of
that changing anytime soon. They become the candidate pool for the
suicide bombers and low level terrorists since they have so little to
lose.

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On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:18:01 -0400, X ` Man wrote:

On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.



Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.


Gosh, Harry...you've no idea how much your opinion means to me.
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:55:09 -0600, Canuck57 wrote:

On 20/10/2011 3:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Only some get more than one wife. One sheik, 20 wives, 19 others are
doing without pussy. Makes them good and mean. Nothing like young,
fearless hormone driven hot headed males. Easy to brainwash and
manipulate for war and terror.

Wife cant shave, I will shave it for her dammit. But certain things
will not happen if not clean.

Thus is the way of Sharia law. Mohammad was brilliant in designing a
cult of submission and fascist dominance.


Goats have vaginas and assholes.
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On 10/21/11 10:31 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:55:09 -0600, wrote:

On 20/10/2011 3:16 PM, John H wrote:
The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??

Well no **** Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.


Only some get more than one wife. One sheik, 20 wives, 19 others are
doing without pussy. Makes them good and mean. Nothing like young,
fearless hormone driven hot headed males. Easy to brainwash and
manipulate for war and terror.

Wife cant shave, I will shave it for her dammit. But certain things
will not happen if not clean.

Thus is the way of Sharia law. Mohammad was brilliant in designing a
cult of submission and fascist dominance.


Goats have vaginas and assholes.



Do you read that somewhere or is it based upon your personal
explorations and experiences?
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