Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!


"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."