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X ~ Man August 19th 11 12:35 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/18/11 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.



And herring wonders why those here who are capable of thinking think he
is a moron. Sorry, herring, you aren't responding to me.

[email protected] August 19th 11 12:53 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:33:58 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


He's the crappy gift that keeps on giving, sort of like the turd you
can't seem to flush.

JustWait August 19th 11 03:01 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/18/2011 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


Harry gives the lazy **** a pass, it's a professional courtesy..

X ~ Man[_2_] August 19th 11 01:56 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400,
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


I don't give a ****. NOTHING can be Obama's fault. Democrats have never
done anything wrong. Republicans have never done anything right.


--
Don't forget to leave a bit of beef for rec.boat's right-wing
conservatrashers and ID spoofers to feed upon. The more they feed, the
quicker rec.boats will fall into the black hole of cyberspace and
disappear.

JustWait August 20th 11 01:58 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/20/2011 8:44 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:33:58 -0400, John
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400,
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."

It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


I'm not Harry, dip****. If you had a brain the size of a pea, that
would be clear.


Yes you are Harry... Nobody else talks to you, so you talk to yourself...


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