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John H[_2_] August 17th 11 07:20 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
....racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."

X-Man[_3_] August 17th 11 10:10 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/17/11 2:20 PM, John H wrote:
...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


Asshole, you are a racist, moronic, homophobe, but this was very funny.

--
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conservatrashers and ID spoofers to feed upon. The more they feed, the
quicker rec.boats will fall into the black hole of cyberspace and
disappear.

[email protected] August 18th 11 02:57 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


So, being a liar and racist isn't good enough for you. You aspire to
be a homophobe.

iBoat Often August 18th 11 01:53 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
In article ,
says...

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


So, being a liar and racist isn't good enough for you. You aspire to
be a homophobe.


It was a joke, get a humor gene.

John H[_2_] August 18th 11 07:04 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
Aspire my ass - I already admitted it! Learn to read.

[email protected] August 18th 11 08:23 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:04:56 -0700 (PDT), John H
wrote:

Aspire my ass - I already admitted it! Learn to read.


LOL

[email protected] August 18th 11 08:53 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


LOL!!! Karl Rove!

John H[_2_] August 18th 11 11:33 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.

BeachBum[_2_] August 18th 11 11:47 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/18/2011 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


Problem is Bama thinks shifting the blame gets him off the hook. His
lack of effective leadership will unseat Clinton as The supreme Mr.
Dolittle.

Canuck57[_9_] August 18th 11 11:59 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 18/08/2011 4:47 PM, BeachBum wrote:
On 8/18/2011 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was
artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward
where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one
baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child
was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying
babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what
happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."

It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone.
Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


Problem is Bama thinks shifting the blame gets him off the hook. His
lack of effective leadership will unseat Clinton as The supreme Mr.
Dolittle.


Part of fleabagger disease is denial. Always someone else's fault.

I get a kick out of Obama saying he can't get anything done with the Tea
Party. He conveniently seems to forget he had 2 years of democrats in
the senate, congress and president and **** was done but debt-spend
craziness.

Worse, you get Obama getting the US treasury to investigate S&P as
retribution, indicates Obama is an egomaniac narcissist.

Note how liberal fleabagger media is not mentioning Egypt in todays
killings in Israel. Yep, the government Obama had Mubarak step down to
install, a Muslim theocracy in the making.

Fleabag'n destroying USA from the inside. Lincoln was ahead of his time.
--
Flea party (leftie) fear, begets flea party smear.

X ~ Man August 19th 11 12:35 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/18/11 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.



And herring wonders why those here who are capable of thinking think he
is a moron. Sorry, herring, you aren't responding to me.

[email protected] August 19th 11 12:53 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:33:58 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


He's the crappy gift that keeps on giving, sort of like the turd you
can't seem to flush.

JustWait August 19th 11 03:01 AM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/18/2011 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


Harry gives the lazy **** a pass, it's a professional courtesy..

X ~ Man[_2_] August 19th 11 01:56 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400,
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


I don't give a ****. NOTHING can be Obama's fault. Democrats have never
done anything wrong. Republicans have never done anything right.


--
Don't forget to leave a bit of beef for rec.boat's right-wing
conservatrashers and ID spoofers to feed upon. The more they feed, the
quicker rec.boats will fall into the black hole of cyberspace and
disappear.

JustWait August 20th 11 01:58 PM

Reckon this makes me a...
 
On 8/20/2011 8:44 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:33:58 -0400, John
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400,
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."

It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


I'm not Harry, dip****. If you had a brain the size of a pea, that
would be clear.


Yes you are Harry... Nobody else talks to you, so you talk to yourself...


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