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Rating Agency Downgrades Iowa's IQ
S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Straw Poll ‘Alarms’ Ratings Agency AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the results of today's Iowa straw poll “alarming,” Standard and Poor’s took the unprecedented action of downgrading Iowa’s IQ. While the effects of such an extraordinary measure are hard to predict, experts say the IQ downgrade could result in Iowans having difficulty completing sentences or operating a television remote. “This downgrade would be very upsetting to Republicans in Iowa,” said an S & P spokesman. “Fortunately, there’s no way they’ll understand it.” The winner in the straw poll, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), gave a rousing victory speech that was simulcast in English across the state. But there may be tough sledding ahead for Rep. Bachmann, as a new poll shows her losing support to Texas Governor Rick Perry among voters who describe themselves as morons. Gov. Perry kicked off his presidential campaign today in South Carolina, unveiling a new stump speech in which he promised to repeal the twentieth century. From Andy Borowitz |
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Rating Agency Downgrades Iowa's IQ
On 8/14/2011 7:14 AM, X ~ Man wrote:
S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ Straw Poll ‘Alarms’ Ratings Agency AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the results of today's Iowa straw poll “alarming,” Standard and Poor’s took the unprecedented action of downgrading Iowa’s IQ. While the effects of such an extraordinary measure are hard to predict, experts say the IQ downgrade could result in Iowans having difficulty completing sentences or operating a television remote. “This downgrade would be very upsetting to Republicans in Iowa,” said an S & P spokesman. “Fortunately, there’s no way they’ll understand it.” The winner in the straw poll, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), gave a rousing victory speech that was simulcast in English across the state. But there may be tough sledding ahead for Rep. Bachmann, as a new poll shows her losing support to Texas Governor Rick Perry among voters who describe themselves as morons. Gov. Perry kicked off his presidential campaign today in South Carolina, unveiling a new stump speech in which he promised to repeal the twentieth century. From Andy Borowitz Iowans like Ethanol and Farm subsidies or rather Big Ag subsidies, Illegal Aliens, and elimination of social security, Medicare for other states, cutting Veterans Benefits. They like draining potholes and eliminating wild lands. They have a new cropm of Idiots from California and so now they like legalizing dope and sanctuary cities for Illegals. Iowa is not traditional America. Exactly what Big Ag and Wall Street likes. Exactly what Bachmann represents except the dopem she says. |
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Rating Agency Downgrades Iowa's IQ
On Sun, 14 Aug 2011 07:25:15 -0400, LilAbner wrote:
On 8/14/2011 7:14 AM, X ~ Man wrote: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ Straw Poll ‘Alarms’ Ratings Agency AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the results of today's Iowa straw poll “alarming,” Standard and Poor’s took the unprecedented action of downgrading Iowa’s IQ. While the effects of such an extraordinary measure are hard to predict, experts say the IQ downgrade could result in Iowans having difficulty completing sentences or operating a television remote. “This downgrade would be very upsetting to Republicans in Iowa,” said an S & P spokesman. “Fortunately, there’s no way they’ll understand it.” The winner in the straw poll, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), gave a rousing victory speech that was simulcast in English across the state. But there may be tough sledding ahead for Rep. Bachmann, as a new poll shows her losing support to Texas Governor Rick Perry among voters who describe themselves as morons. Gov. Perry kicked off his presidential campaign today in South Carolina, unveiling a new stump speech in which he promised to repeal the twentieth century. From Andy Borowitz Iowans like Ethanol and Farm subsidies or rather Big Ag subsidies, Illegal Aliens, and elimination of social security, Medicare for other states, cutting Veterans Benefits. They like draining potholes and eliminating wild lands. They have a new cropm of Idiots from California and so now they like legalizing dope and sanctuary cities for Illegals. Iowa is not traditional America. Exactly what Big Ag and Wall Street likes. Exactly what Bachmann represents except the dopem she says. Perhaps on the Republican side. Iowa went for Obama in 2008, 54% to 45%. |
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