These are actual comments, so I've been told, made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken from
their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a
while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My
Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be
chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the
ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I
mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another
ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a
cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton
candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many
tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone
who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

On 6/26/11 3:41 PM, John H wrote:
These are actual comments, so I've been told, made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken from
their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."


You hear about the Arizona cop who shot a man dead because the man had
the temerity to ask if the cop had a warrant?


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On 6/26/2011 3:44 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/26/11 3:41 PM, John H wrote:
These are actual comments, so I've been told, made by South Carolina
Troopers that were taken from
their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
went through."


You hear about the Arizona cop who shot a man dead because the man had
the temerity to ask if the cop had a warrant?


I haven't. Please share the facts of the case with us.

On Jun 26, 3:41*pm, John H wrote:
These are actual comments, so I've been told, *made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken from
their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a
while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My
Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be
chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the
ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I
mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another
ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a
cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton
candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many
tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone
who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Herring, rec boats current Racist and 78% female...has had ALL of the
above said to his wrinkled, old ass.