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Wayne B June 9th 11 03:16 PM

Why I play golf
 
On Thu, 09 Jun 2011 09:38:10 -0400, John H
wrote:

I've thought about flying out there and playing Pebble Beach, but the price of their hamburgers is
atrocious.


I understand that. We were thinking about taking the boat up to
Maine later this summer but the price of lobster has gone up.

:-)


John H[_2_] June 9th 11 03:34 PM

Why I play golf
 
On Thu, 09 Jun 2011 10:16:06 -0400, Wayne B wrote:

On Thu, 09 Jun 2011 09:38:10 -0400, John H
wrote:

I've thought about flying out there and playing Pebble Beach, but the price of their hamburgers is
atrocious.


I understand that. We were thinking about taking the boat up to
Maine later this summer but the price of lobster has gone up.

:-)


Well see...there ya go.

[email protected] June 9th 11 04:23 PM

Why I play golf
 
On Thu, 09 Jun 2011 09:40:28 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 20:55:06 -0400, Jay wrote:

On 6/8/2011 8:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jun 8, 11:59 am, John wrote:
'Cause I get to do this about once a week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1RepObhYs

No one gives a ****, you female racist. Go get ****ed, Herring.


Does Harry allow you to talk like that on his boating list


I think Harry probably gives them 'suggested responses' to use at various times.

You'll have noted they all seem to say pretty much the same thing.


You'll have noted that you're too much of a coward to speak directly
to me. That's ok.. I really don't need to hear from racist liars
directly.

Harryk June 9th 11 04:26 PM

Why I play golf
 
On 6/9/11 11:23 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 09 Jun 2011 09:40:28 -0400, John
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 20:55:06 -0400, wrote:

On 6/8/2011 8:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jun 8, 11:59 am, John wrote:
'Cause I get to do this about once a week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1RepObhYs

No one gives a ****, you female racist. Go get ****ed, Herring.

Does Harry allow you to talk like that on his boating list


I think Harry probably gives them 'suggested responses' to use at various times.

You'll have noted they all seem to say pretty much the same thing.


You'll have noted that you're too much of a coward to speak directly
to me. That's ok.. I really don't need to hear from racist liars
directly.


Em, ignore the assholes, come on over to my group where you don't have
to deal with ignorant mooks, whose sole reason for being is to spew
personal insults. I would call them pieces of ****, but that is an
insult to ****. Let's leave this group and spend all of our time at MY
group.

--
Want to discuss recreational boating and fishing in a forum where
personal insults are not allowed?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec-boating-fishing

iBoat June 9th 11 07:50 PM

Why I play golf
 
In article ,
says...

On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 16:09:03 -0400, Harryk
wrote:

On 6/8/11 3:56 PM,
wrote:
On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:03:53 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:58:01 -0400, John
wrote:

I wonder if someone found it for him. Most likely. The problem with teeing up another, a
provisional, is all the damn strokes. But, **** happens.

One of the key things for learning to enjoy golf is to stop keeping
score.


Exactly!!!

I just tell the guys who are with me to add the appropriate number of
strokes, I tee a new one up and hit it ... no matter where I am.

You can come up out of a fairway trap with a driver if you tee the
ball.



Chip'n'putt...or miniature golf...same fun, less time.


There are really a lot of good things to be said for being out on a
golf course. I just have problems with all the pressure they tack on
to a nice walk in the park and hitting the ball.
If you walk the course it is great exercise.


Harry wouldn't know what exercise was if it bit him in the ass.

North Star June 9th 11 08:06 PM

Why I play golf
 
On Jun 9, 10:40*am, John H wrote:
On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 20:55:06 -0400, Jay wrote:
On 6/8/2011 8:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jun 8, 11:59 am, John *wrote:
'Cause I get to do this about once a week.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1RepObhYs


No one gives a ****, you female racist. Go get ****ed, Herring.


Does Harry allow you to talk like that on his boating list


I think Harry probably gives them 'suggested responses' to use at various times.

You'll have noted they all seem to say pretty much the same thing.


Maybe that's because we're all dealing with the same effulent.

iBoat June 9th 11 08:07 PM

Why I play golf
 
In article 41441c89-a99f-441c-acf0-d950eddb1da2
@p20g2000yqg.googlegroups.com, says...

On Jun 9, 10:40*am, John H wrote:
On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 20:55:06 -0400, Jay wrote:
On 6/8/2011 8:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jun 8, 11:59 am, John *wrote:
'Cause I get to do this about once a week.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1RepObhYs

No one gives a ****, you female racist. Go get ****ed, Herring.


Does Harry allow you to talk like that on his boating list


I think Harry probably gives them 'suggested responses' to use at various times.

You'll have noted they all seem to say pretty much the same thing.


Maybe that's because we're all dealing with the same effulent.


Take your childish insulting bull**** over to Harry's new group.

John H[_2_] June 9th 11 11:40 PM

Why I play golf
 
On Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:30:44 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 16:09:03 -0400, Harryk
wrote:

On 6/8/11 3:56 PM,
wrote:
On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:03:53 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:58:01 -0400, John
wrote:

I wonder if someone found it for him. Most likely. The problem with teeing up another, a
provisional, is all the damn strokes. But, **** happens.

One of the key things for learning to enjoy golf is to stop keeping
score.


Exactly!!!

I just tell the guys who are with me to add the appropriate number of
strokes, I tee a new one up and hit it ... no matter where I am.

You can come up out of a fairway trap with a driver if you tee the
ball.



Chip'n'putt...or miniature golf...same fun, less time.


There are really a lot of good things to be said for being out on a
golf course. I just have problems with all the pressure they tack on
to a nice walk in the park and hitting the ball.
If you walk the course it is great exercise.


Yesterday we played 'Captains Choice - 4 man team score'. The captain chose the best ball of the
four drives, and we all dropped and hit from there. Then he chose the best iron shot, etc, etc, all
the way to the last putt.

That was a blast. No pressure whatsoever. We had one guy who didn't hit it far, but he was
consistently up the middle. Then the rest of us could try to nail a good one.

What we proved was that even with no pressure we could still dick up a lot of shots. Had a blast
doing it though.

One time my brother and I played a round where we each hit two balls, and then played from the best
shot. From there we'd hit two more and so on. Luckily there was no one behind us, but we played
pretty fast anyway. I ended up with a 79. Not bad. It shows what a person is capable of, if most of
their shots were decent.

L G[_35_] June 11th 11 02:10 AM

Why I play golf
 
Jay wrote:
On 6/8/2011 8:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jun 8, 11:59 am, John wrote:
'Cause I get to do this about once a week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1RepObhYs


No one gives a ****, you female racist. Go get ****ed, Herring.


Does Harry allow you to talk like that on his boating list

With four participants, he has no choice.


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