Wow...what an interesting way to misuse a word...minimization.
Your good buddy wants to be loogy...so, he *is* loogy. You, on the other
hand, will always be a useless little turd.
It's a damned sight better than wanting to be a Harry, which is nothing
but a fat, old lying low life that does nothing but accuse others of
things that are nothing but MORE lies, then calls childish names and
insults everyone that doesn't agree with him.