Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

.....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end