Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

.....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

John H wrote:
Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end


A military guy's fantasy life, eh? Figures.

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 12:01:34 -0400, Harryk
wrote:

John H wrote:
Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end


A military guy's fantasy life, eh? Figures.

What herring is saying is that he never got to do any of that.
Instead, he was saddled with the woman who said "yes."

jps wrote:
On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 12:01:34 -0400,
wrote:

John H wrote:
Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

A military guy's fantasy life, eh? Figures.

What herring is saying is that he never got to do any of that.
Instead, he was saddled with the woman who said "yes."


Did you get that feeling? I did, too. The funny thing is that Mrs.
Herring seems to be a really nice person. If anyone is saddled with a
loser, she is.

In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

jps wrote:
On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 12:01:34 -0400,
wrote:

John H wrote:
Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

A military guy's fantasy life, eh? Figures.

What herring is saying is that he never got to do any of that.
Instead, he was saddled with the woman who said "yes."


Did you get that feeling? I did, too. The funny thing is that Mrs.
Herring seems to be a really nice person. If anyone is saddled with a
loser, she is.

You stupid ****, it was a joke, not someone's life history.

On 29/03/2011 10:01 AM, Harryk wrote:
John H wrote:
Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess
"Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed
skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to
titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid
child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars,
barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on
cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell
and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end


A military guy's fantasy life, eh? Figures.

Not really. I know a few guys who if a woman just utters the word
marriage he is gone so fast....they will have none of that.

While men are attracted to women considering they are normal, does not
mean you need to be so quick to throw a ring through your nose and
become an indentured slave.

But if you meet the right woman, well, then marriage is great. I lived
with my wife 5 years before we got married. I wanted to be sure.

In article ,
says...

Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end


I just setn this to my cousins. One 26 the other 27 both flying F/A-18's
for the USMC and both still unmarried.

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:28:15 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

Once upon a time, a Marine Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you
marry me?

The Princess said, "NO!"

....and the Marine Fighter Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles,
made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny
big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars
and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did
shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept
his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end


I just setn this to my cousins. One 26 the other 27 both flying F/A-18's
for the USMC and both still unmarried.

They will understand and appreciate!

In a couple years they'll be taking you for rides in an F-22 (or whatever's on
the horizon).

BTW, the USGA hat this year is a nice one.

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:28:15 -0400, BAR wrote:

I just setn this to my cousins. One 26 the other 27 both flying F/A-18's
for the USMC and both still unmarried.

Hope they are being careful with those women half their age. :-)