....'cause it's come to my attention that some of the liberals here seem to think
my songs of the day have been overly patriotic with, in some cases, religious
undertones.

I've searched long and hard for something you folks (liberals) might find
pleasing and have the right amount of patriotism and religiousness (is that a
word?). Anyway, here it is....

Turn the base up, the treble down, and the volume where you like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0