On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 11:54:32 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries"
to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain:
"Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and
"The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use
of the final escalation level.

LOL!

I'm glad someone liked it. :-)