On Dec 19, 7:48*pm, wrote:
This could have been written by Sarah Palin!

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas Season. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and ****
like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause three times as many accidents.

So using your mode of logic, the majority of driving accidents are
caused by Sarah Pahlin.