In article ,
says...

Here is a boat for you, it would probably suit most if not all of your
needs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvi9L3GI1CI

I'll buy two when I win lotto, one for me and one for you!

... well, your wife snerk

Of course this one might even meet some of the Spaceman's needs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5MF...eature=related

It could probably even get the both of you up on skis

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OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...