Here is a boat for you, it would probably suit most if not all of your
needs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvi9L3GI1CI

I'll buy two when I win lotto, one for me and one for you!

.... well, your wife snerk
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OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...