I wonder what he actually is good at, knowledge wise?

1. Getting little girls in tents?
2. How to grow a 10 pound mullet, and a 5 pound mustache ? ( by his
butt ugly pictures)
3. Proper kitchen storage of Dirt Bikes (some neighborhood)?
4. Maintaining a " greasy " appearance? ( see Mullet reference)
5. How to loose ANY job you may get, even forking horse ****?
(probably couldn't run the wheel barrow)
6 .Lying about your Internet Business (Commercial Fraud)? (stealing
wordage from another site)
7. Building Boats using someone ELSE'S plans ? (too stupid to make his
own)
8. Acting tough, when really being a coward pussy? ( others fight his
fights FOR him, like Loser Larry, his ass boy)
9. How to test and certify any stairwell, when in handcuffs? ( stated
right here)
10. Getting arrested often, then stating your "cousin " is the
Sheriff ? (also stated right here, while ****ing his pants)
11. Being a Felon? ( cant cross the Border)
12. Living your life off the backs of your Wife, and Daughter? ( the
poor Wife)

Or maybe........

" How to say your Boating, when all you're doing is paddling up some
brackish backwater in a ****ty Punt with a 6 pack? "