How about " I Am ****tard"....or " I Am A Bitter Little Man"....or
" I Am A Failure At Life"....or " I'll Tell Tommy On You"....or "
Stairwell Boy"...or " Dicklicker"...or " Connecticut
Cocksucker".....or " I Cant Think For Myself "...or " Herrings Assboy
"....or " I Cant Hold A Steady Job "...or " I Build ****ty Canoes
"...or " I Am A Man, But Cant Keep My Word "...or " I Just Cant Have A
Nice Day Unless I Start A Fight "......or " I Love To Go Camping In
Tents With Under Aged Girls "...or " Sleeping Bag ****stain
".....or... " Bike Parts In The Sink ".....

Or the best one....... " Faggot Prince Of Centerwood Connecticut