....why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.





9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.




8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.




7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.




6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.




5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.




4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health
care, education, and Social Security benefits.




3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.




2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.




1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.



I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.