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John H[_2_] August 26th 10 01:47 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
....why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.





9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.




8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.




7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.




6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.




5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.




4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health
care, education, and Social Security benefits.




3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.




2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.




1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.



I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

Secular Humanist[_2_] August 26th 10 01:49 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
On 8/26/10 8:47 AM, John H wrote:
...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason



I voted for the Democratic candidates for many reasons, among them:

*All* the real assholes in this newsgroup are Republicans.


I am Tosk August 26th 10 01:51 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
In article ,
says...

...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.





9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.




8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.




7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.




6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.




5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.




4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health
care, education, and Social Security benefits.




3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.




2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.




1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.



I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...


Yeah, bend over and spread 'em boys... Change is here!

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

Secular Humanist[_2_] August 26th 10 02:05 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
On 8/26/10 8:51 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason


Yeah, bend over and spread 'em boys... Change is here!


Why would any of this concern you?

Secular Humanist August 26th 10 09:40 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
On 8/26/10 8:49 AM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/26/10 8:47 AM, John H wrote:
...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason



I voted for the Democratic candidates for many reasons, among them:

*All* the real assholes in this newsgroup are Republicans.


PS - Given the sad shape of candidates, that really is the only reason I
voted for Democratic candidates.

flajim[_2_] August 26th 10 09:53 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
On 8/26/2010 4:40 PM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/26/10 8:49 AM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/26/10 8:47 AM, John H wrote:
...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason



I voted for the Democratic candidates for many reasons, among them:

*All* the real assholes in this newsgroup are Republicans.


PS - Given the sad shape of candidates, that really is the only reason I
voted for Democratic candidates.


I vote for republicans only no matter how stupid they are. IF sarah
palin is the candidate in 2012 I will vote for her.


Larry[_28_] August 27th 10 12:57 AM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/26/10 8:47 AM, John H wrote:
...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason



I voted for the Democratic candidates for many reasons, among them:

*All* the real assholes in this newsgroup are Republicans.

Now there's a good reason! You vote based on what you think about
people that participate in an internet boating newsgroup. Sounds pretty
stupid to me.

bpuharic August 27th 10 03:16 AM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
On Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:47:38 -0400, John H
wrote:

...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.


or i voted dem because the GOP prohibted the middle class from having
any rights at all



7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

the whole gun thing boggles the mind. it's like penis envy for
rednecks

Secular Humanist[_4_] August 27th 10 02:32 PM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
In article ,
says...

Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/26/10 8:47 AM, John H wrote:
...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason



I voted for the Democratic candidates for many reasons, among them:

*All* the real assholes in this newsgroup are Republicans.

Now there's a good reason! You vote based on what you think about
people that participate in an internet boating newsgroup. Sounds pretty
stupid to me.


Especially when you stop and think.... I'm the biggest lying asshole
here!

Larry[_29_] August 28th 10 01:32 AM

In case you liberals can't remember....
 
bpuharic wrote:
On Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:47:38 -0400, John
wrote:


...why you voted Democrat...

Pick Your Reason




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.

or i voted dem because the GOP prohibted the middle class from having
any rights at all



7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.


the whole gun thing boggles the mind. it's like penis envy for
rednecks

It "boggles" your mind, bozo.


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