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W1TEF[_3_] July 20th 10 07:17 PM

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Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.

Harry  July 20th 10 07:24 PM

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On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.



Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?



Wayne.B July 20th 10 07:32 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:17:09 -0400, W1TEF wrote:

Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Other than that, I wonder how the rest of their day went? :-)


Harry? July 20th 10 07:55 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.



Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


Spoofer alert! I make fun of other's misfortunes here all of the time.
Besides name calling and insulting, it's ALL I do here.

Bill McKee July 20th 10 07:59 PM

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"W1TEF" wrote in message
...
Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Couple years ago, could not lauch for a couple hours at Santa Cruz ramp.
Couple guys with a new RIB and new Expedition launch it all. 4x4 and did
not engage 4x4 and SC has an expensive launch but they never power wash the
ramp and low tide the algae is slippery. They do furnish wheel chocks. The
problem was the Expedition was no it's side semi floating underwater and the
divers were having trouble righting the vehicle so it could be towed out.
Sad but funny. Just think of phone call home. Honey, could you please come
pick us up, we sank the truck and trailer. Boat did float nose down until
released.



John H[_2_] July 20th 10 09:04 PM

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On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:17:09 -0400, W1TEF wrote:

Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Wish you'd made a movie. That wasn't a sunk Parker, was it?
--

John H

Harry  July 20th 10 09:08 PM

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On 7/20/10 4:04 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:17:09 -0400, wrote:

Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Wish you'd made a movie. That wasn't a sunk Parker, was it?



No surprise that both of you assholes think ramp mishaps are funny.


Wayne.B July 20th 10 09:44 PM

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On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry ?
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help


Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...


Harry  July 20th 10 09:49 PM

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On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help


Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to help,
or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing, launching
or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef and your boat
will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it is.





D.Duck[_5_] July 20th 10 09:53 PM

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"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help


Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to help,
or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing, launching
or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef and your boat
will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


Harry  July 20th 10 09:55 PM

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On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.



So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.

Jack[_3_] July 20th 10 10:09 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Jul 20, 4:53Â*pm, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Harry " wrote in message

m...



On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help


Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Â*Shocking,
simply shocking...


There were two questions:


1. What's funny about a serious accident?


2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to help,
or do you sit on your ass and laugh?


Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh..


I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing, launching
or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef and your boat
will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it is.


You REALLY oughta Â*get a life. Â*Must be miserable to be you.


I'm betting a certain someone here has done something similar, and is
now very touchy about it. Certainly has struck the proverbial nerve,
eh?

Steve B[_4_] July 20th 10 11:35 PM

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"W1TEF" wrote in message
...
Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


In Lake Mead, at Vegas Marina, a lady pulled into the fuel dock. She asked
the guy for fuel and to check everything, as the boat seemed "sluggish".
The attendant discovered that the trailer was still firmly attached.

From the Las Vegas Review-Journal

Steve

visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com


Steve



Steve B[_4_] July 20th 10 11:42 PM

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"D.Duck" wrote in message
...

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to help,
or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing, launching
or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef and your boat
will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


Don't know about you, but when I am watching a very dangerous event, unless
I can do something to intervene, the first thing I do is get myself to a
position of safety, and then, as my PO daughter and SIL advise, "just be the
best witness you can be, writing down things, and remembering everything you
can". And sometimes, when you watch the human comedy yes, it is hilarious.
It is never funny to see people hurt, but it is sometimes downright
hilarious to watch them play.

What would YOU have done? What SHOULD the witnesses have done? Jumped in
the water to stop the boat? Flung themselves under the wheels of the truck
to stop it?

I have helped and rescued a few people in my time, and even they had a good
laugh after it was all safe and secure and even criticized themselves.
Imagine that, if you can.

What's that?

You can't?

sigh .........

Never mind.

Steve



Steve B[_4_] July 20th 10 11:43 PM

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"Jack" wrote in message
...
On Jul 20, 4:53 pm, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Harry ?" wrote in message

m...



On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help


Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...


There were two questions:


1. What's funny about a serious accident?


2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to help,
or do you sit on your ass and laugh?


Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.


I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing, launching
or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef and your boat
will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it is.


You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


I'm betting a certain someone here has done something similar, and is
now very touchy about it. Certainly has struck the proverbial nerve,
eh?

reply:

Well, I certainly have never done anything that stupid, but I have this
friend ..............

Steve

visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com



Jim July 20th 10 11:45 PM

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D.Duck wrote:

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


One sad character there. Wishes death on people, then acts all high and
mighty about launch ramp comedies where nobody gets hurt.
Just a putz until he cleans up his act.
Don't know if he's capable of that without some serious drinking.
Maybe if he dropped a few tabs of acid he could get himself straight.
Or maybe 534,256 consecutive polite posts to turn opinions around.
But he always backslides after his monthly one polite post.

Jim - Hard to calculate if Harry is redeemable.

D.Duck[_5_] July 20th 10 11:52 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.



So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.


I feel honored to share a spot on that special list with you.


D.Duck[_5_] July 20th 10 11:57 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 

"Jim" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to help,
or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing, launching
or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef and your boat
will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


One sad character there. Wishes death on people, then acts all high and
mighty about launch ramp comedies where nobody gets hurt.
Just a putz until he cleans up his act.
Don't know if he's capable of that without some serious drinking.
Maybe if he dropped a few tabs of acid he could get himself straight.
Or maybe 534,256 consecutive polite posts to turn opinions around.
But he always backslides after his monthly one polite post.

Jim - Hard to calculate if Harry is redeemable.


Seriously, I am more and more convinced that he acts the way he does just
the get the attention he does.

He talks about multi-tasking, but the amount of time he spends here and with
the very short time span for most responses of his, this is his primary
"hunting" ground.


Wayne.B July 21st 10 12:10 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:45:38 -0500, Jim wrote:

Jim - Hard to calculate if Harry is redeemable.


I did the numbers and the answer is negative.


Harry  July 21st 10 12:31 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On 7/20/10 7:10 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:45:38 -0500, wrote:

Jim - Hard to calculate if Harry is redeemable.


I did the numbers and the answer is negative.




Abou ben Adam


Abou ben Adam (may his tribe increase!)

awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,

And saw, within the moonlight of his room,

Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,

an angel, writing in a book of of gold.

Exceeding peace had made Ben Adam bold,

And to the Prescence in the room he said:

"What writest thou?" The vision raised its head,

And, with a look made of all sweet accord,

Answered, "The names of those who love the Lord."

"And is mine one?"said Abou, "Nay, not so,"

Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,

But cheerily still, and said, "I pray thee, then,

Write me as one who loves his fellow men."

The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night

It came again, with a great awakening light,

And showed the names whom love of God had blest,

And lo! Ben adam's name led all the rest.


- Leigh Hunt


My guess is that the "angel" never even bothers to visit right-wing
trash like you, because you righties don't love your fellow man. You
have nothing for contempt for your fellow man.

I reserve my contempt for right-wing assholes. Like you.

Larry[_25_] July 21st 10 12:37 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.



Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.

Harry  July 21st 10 12:44 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On 7/20/10 7:37 PM, Larry wrote:
Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.



Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.



Depends on who the other people are...certainly am not amused by the
problems of boaters on the highway or ramp.



Wayne.B July 21st 10 01:22 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:31:26 -0400, Harry ?
wrote:

I reserve my contempt for right-wing assholes. Like you.


Actually you know very little about my politics and it's not really
relevant. That you are a major league putz however is quite
indisputable.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/putz

See also:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sociopath

Jack[_3_] July 21st 10 01:45 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Jul 20, 7:44Â*pm, Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 7:37 PM, Larry wrote:





Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.


http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...action=view¤t....


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.


Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.


I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.


Depends on who the other people are...


So you sit in judgement of your fellow man? I don't believe that was
in the teachings of Jesus, was it?

Harry  July 21st 10 01:56 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On 7/20/10 8:45 PM, Jack wrote:
On Jul 20, 7:44 pm, Harry wrote:
On 7/20/10 7:37 PM, Larry wrote:





Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.


http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...action=view¤t...


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.


Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.


I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.


Depends on who the other people are...


So you sit in judgement of your fellow man? I don't believe that was
in the teachings of Jesus, was it?



No, jackoff, I don't sit in judgment of anyone. D'oh.

Jack[_3_] July 21st 10 02:25 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Jul 20, 8:56Â*pm, Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 8:45 PM, Jack wrote:





On Jul 20, 7:44 pm, Harry Â*wrote:
On 7/20/10 7:37 PM, Larry wrote:


Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.


http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...action=view¤t...


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.


Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.


I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.


Depends on who the other people are...


So you sit in judgement of your fellow man? Â*I don't believe that was
in the teachings of Jesus, was it?


No, jackoff, I don't sit in judgment of anyone. D'oh.


"You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole."

"Depends on who the other people are..."

That is judgemental. D'oh.


Harry  July 21st 10 02:35 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On 7/20/10 9:25 PM, Jack wrote:
On Jul 20, 8:56 pm, Harry wrote:
On 7/20/10 8:45 PM, Jack wrote:





On Jul 20, 7:44 pm, Harry wrote:
On 7/20/10 7:37 PM, Larry wrote:


Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.


http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...action=view¤t...


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.


Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.


I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.


Depends on who the other people are...


So you sit in judgement of your fellow man? I don't believe that was
in the teachings of Jesus, was it?


No, jackoff, I don't sit in judgment of anyone. D'oh.


"You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole."

"Depends on who the other people are..."

That is judgemental. D'oh.



You stated I sat "in judgment." That typically implies a lot more than
being simply judgmental.

Oh...I'm neither a believer in or follower of the teachings of Jesus in
any sort of "religious" way, though I do believe he was a pretty cool
dude, if he was here at all. In that regard, I'm not much different from
many fundamental christians, who, by their actions, don't believe in
Jesus or his teachings.

It's very difficult for a rightie to be a follower of Jesus and his
teachings. It's that compassion thing.



Jack[_3_] July 21st 10 04:26 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Jul 20, 9:35Â*pm, Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 9:25 PM, Jack wrote:





On Jul 20, 8:56 pm, Harry Â*wrote:
On 7/20/10 8:45 PM, Jack wrote:


On Jul 20, 7:44 pm, Harry Â* Â*wrote:
On 7/20/10 7:37 PM, Larry wrote:


Harry  wrote:
On 7/20/10 2:17 PM, W1TEF wrote:
Ok, not so much.


http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...action=view¤t...


Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.


Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.


I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help, or are you like that p.o.s. herring...you just sit
there and watch and laugh?


You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole.


Depends on who the other people are...


So you sit in judgement of your fellow man? Â*I don't believe that was
in the teachings of Jesus, was it?


No, jackoff, I don't sit in judgment of anyone. D'oh.


"You are amused by other people's illnesses, asshole."


"Depends on who the other people are..."


That is judgemental. Â*D'oh.


You stated I sat "in judgment."


By judging one, you sit in judgement.

It's very difficult for a rightie to be a follower of Jesus and his
teachings.


Maybe, but you've demonstrated that lefties aren't capable of it at
all.

No matter... you may have broken one of the ten too much for *your*
name to ever appear on the list.

"Thou shall not lie."

Califbill July 21st 10 04:40 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 


"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.



So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.


some accidents are because of extreme stupidity or carelessness. And they
are funny. Look how popular America's Favorite Video show is.


D.Duck[_5_] July 21st 10 06:21 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 

"Califbill" wrote in message
m...


"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune
happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp,
do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and
laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.



So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.


some accidents are because of extreme stupidity or carelessness. And they
are funny. Look how popular America's Favorite Video show is.


And the folks that enjoy that show will just have to be added to the
infamous "list".


Steve B[_4_] July 21st 10 07:31 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 

"D.Duck" wrote in message
...

"Califbill" wrote in message
m...


"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune
happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp,
do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and
laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.


some accidents are because of extreme stupidity or carelessness. And
they are funny. Look how popular America's Favorite Video show is.


And the folks that enjoy that show will just have to be added to the
infamous "list".


How does AFV come into the picture here? They state that they do not accept
videos that show people being seriously injured.

Steve

visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com



Califbill July 21st 10 07:38 AM

Sailing, Sailing....
 


"Steve B" wrote in message
...

"D.Duck" wrote in message
...

"Califbill" wrote in message
m...


"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune
happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp,
do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and
laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think
it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.

some accidents are because of extreme stupidity or carelessness. And
they are funny. Look how popular America's Favorite Video show is.


And the folks that enjoy that show will just have to be added to the
infamous "list".


How does AFV come into the picture here? They state that they do not
accept videos that show people being seriously injured.

Steve

visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com



We were talking about accidents being funny. Not about people being
injured. Even a couple of those were probably funny, when it was preceded
by ', here, hold my beer'.


Harry? July 21st 10 01:22 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.



So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.


Spoofer alert! I don't know how many times I've wished injury or death
on others here.

Steve B[_4_] July 21st 10 01:59 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 

"Califbill" wrote in message
m...


"Steve B" wrote in message
...

"D.Duck" wrote in message
...

"Califbill" wrote in message
m...


"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry

wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune
happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a
ramp, do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and
laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think
it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.

some accidents are because of extreme stupidity or carelessness. And
they are funny. Look how popular America's Favorite Video show is.

And the folks that enjoy that show will just have to be added to the
infamous "list".


How does AFV come into the picture here? They state that they do not
accept videos that show people being seriously injured.

Steve

visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com



We were talking about accidents being funny. Not about people being
injured. Even a couple of those were probably funny, when it was preceded
by ', here, hold my beer'.


Agreed one hundred percent. It's just that igmo went off on a rant about
laughing at human comedy, and that one should never do it, even when the
outcome is not serious or deadly.

Pollyanna syndrome.

Steve

visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com



I am Tosk July 21st 10 03:20 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
In article ,
says...

"D.Duck" wrote in message
...

"Califbill" wrote in message
m...


"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:53 PM, D.Duck wrote:

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/20/10 4:44 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:24:25 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Why does it amuse you? What is funny about such a misfortune
happening
to others? Tell us, when you see someone having problems on a ramp,
do
you offer to help

Yes, it's kind of shocking that Tom didn't jump in the way of that
rolling truck and try to stop it with his bare hands. Shocking,
simply shocking...



There were two questions:

1. What's funny about a serious accident?

2. If you see someone at the ramp having problems, do you offer to
help, or do you sit on your ass and laugh?

Apparently, for some here, the answer to 2 is sit on your ass and
laugh.

I don't recall asking why Tom didn't try to stop the truck.


Perhaps someday Tom will have a serious accident while towing,
launching or retrieving his boat. Perhaps someday you'll hit a reef
and your boat will sink. Be sure to let us know how funny you think it
is.





You REALLY oughta get a life. Must be miserable to be you.


So, we should add you to the list of assholes who think accidents that
happen to others are...funny.

Wait, you're already on the list of assholes.

some accidents are because of extreme stupidity or carelessness. And
they are funny. Look how popular America's Favorite Video show is.


And the folks that enjoy that show will just have to be added to the
infamous "list".


How does AFV come into the picture here? They state that they do not accept
videos that show people being seriously injured.

Steve

visit my blog at
http://cabgbypasssurgery.com

Not to mention it's pretty much the same as most "reality" tv, every
clip carefully scripted and set up. Gotta' love the ones where someone
gets hit in the balls by some kid... I always wonder how many takes it
took to get the shot and how bored the kid must have gotten...;)

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

W1TEF[_3_] July 21st 10 04:55 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:32:23 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:17:09 -0400, W1TEF wrote:

Ok, not so much.

http://s807.photobucket.com/albums/y...00 390657.jpg

Heh - typical launch ramp escapades. Launch the boat without taking
off the bow line or the tie down straps, didn't lock the emergency
brake and away they go.

Even funnier - they panicked, started the engine and manuevered the
boat into one of the empty slips, then cut the bow line and tie downs
and the whole thing sank in 25 feet of water - all while drifting
under the docks and boats.

I've been boating since I was 12 and I've seen just about everything
there is to see at a launch ramp, but it never fails to amuse me when
things like this happen.


Other than that, I wonder how the rest of their day went? :-)


We hollered at them not to cut the lines because the boat was the only
thing holding the whole rig up off the bottom and the marina owner
went to get his tractor so we could haul it out with chains, but they
didn't listen.

OH well...

W1TEF[_3_] July 21st 10 05:01 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:09:49 -0700 (PDT), Jack
wrote:

I'm betting a certain someone here has done something similar, and is
now very touchy about it. Certainly has struck the proverbial nerve,
eh?


Heh.

Anyway, alls well that ends well - nobody got hurt and that's the
important part.

Although Archie's launch ramp was closed for a while. The recovery was
just as funny - I don't know where the boat owners found the tow guy
but he was a freakin' moron. Tried to do a straight pull without a
snatch block or two to keep the truck from drifting.

Harry  July 21st 10 05:05 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On 7/21/10 12:01 PM, W1TEF wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:09:49 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

I'm betting a certain someone here has done something similar, and is
now very touchy about it. Certainly has struck the proverbial nerve,
eh?


Heh.

Anyway, alls well that ends well - nobody got hurt and that's the
important part.

Although Archie's launch ramp was closed for a while. The recovery was
just as funny - I don't know where the boat owners found the tow guy
but he was a freakin' moron. Tried to do a straight pull without a
snatch block or two to keep the truck from drifting.



Did you offer the tow truck driver your advice/help, or did you just sit
on your ass, laughing your head off.

Perhaps someday you'll have an accident with one of your boats, one that
causes serious damage but no injuries. Take some photos, so we can all
laugh at you.



Jack[_3_] July 21st 10 05:10 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
On Jul 21, 12:01*pm, W1TEF wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:09:49 -0700 (PDT), Jack
wrote:

I'm betting a certain someone here has done something similar, and is
now very touchy about it. *Certainly has struck the proverbial nerve,
eh?


Heh.

Anyway, alls well that ends well - nobody got hurt and that's the
important part.

Although Archie's launch ramp was closed for a while. The recovery was
just as funny - I don't know where the boat owners found the tow guy
but he was a freakin' moron. Tried to do a straight pull without a
snatch block or two to keep the truck from drifting.


I thought that retaining wall looked familiar. Oh well... some of
life's lessons are free, and some are really expensive. That looked
expensive, but I'll bet they won't do that again.

Harry? July 21st 10 06:05 PM

Sailing, Sailing....
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/21/10 12:01 PM, W1TEF wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:09:49 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

I'm betting a certain someone here has done something similar, and is
now very touchy about it. Certainly has struck the proverbial nerve,
eh?


Heh.

Anyway, alls well that ends well - nobody got hurt and that's the
important part.

Although Archie's launch ramp was closed for a while. The recovery was
just as funny - I don't know where the boat owners found the tow guy
but he was a freakin' moron. Tried to do a straight pull without a
snatch block or two to keep the truck from drifting.



Did you offer the tow truck driver your advice/help, or did you just sit
on your ass, laughing your head off.

Perhaps someday you'll have an accident with one of your boats, one that
causes serious damage but no injuries. Take some photos, so we can all
laugh at you.


Spoofer alert! I've wished ill harm and death on most people in
rec.boats.


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