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Harry[_2_] July 12th 10 06:26 PM

Don't ask don't tell
 
In article ,
says...

On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:26:37 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Spoofer alert! How would you get a socket "inside the cylinder heads".


Drop it down through the carb ... don't ask ;-)


That will get it to the top of the head, raise hell with the valve
train, but won't make it "inside" the head!

Harry[_2_] July 12th 10 06:26 PM

Don't ask don't tell
 
In article ,
says...

In article ,
says...

On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:26:37 -0400, Harry
wrote:

Spoofer alert! How would you get a socket "inside the cylinder heads".


Drop it down through the carb ... don't ask ;-)


Oh man.. Years ago I had an old "78 Ford wrecker in my fleet. One day,
it blew up bad. Turned out the air filter screw came unscrewed from the
carb, the wing nut came off the top, and the engine sucked it in. Tore
it to pieces and distributed it around nicely:(


That would be into the cylinder, not the head.

Harry  July 12th 10 06:33 PM

Don't ask don't tell
 
On 7/12/10 12:12 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:26:37 -0400,
wrote:

Spoofer alert! How would you get a socket "inside the cylinder heads".


Drop it down through the carb ... don't ask ;-)


I know how to do that. You can also drop one into a spark plug hole, but
that takes some special talent.

Harry  July 12th 10 07:13 PM

Don't ask don't tell
 
On 7/12/10 2:06 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:26:11 -0400,
wrote:

In ,
says...

On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:26:37 -0400,
wrote:

Spoofer alert! How would you get a socket "inside the cylinder heads".

Drop it down through the carb ... don't ask ;-)


That will get it to the top of the head, raise hell with the valve
train, but won't make it "inside" the head!


I consider the valve port "inside the head". It falls out of that hole
when you take the head off and turn it over. ;-)



Loogy disagrees with you. Watch out, he'll threaten to come by your
house and take you out...or he'll threaten to have his lawyer or the
local sheriff come after you. :)

You can tell it is Loogy by his dogged, simple-minded literalness, BTW.
It's either Loogy or someone with whom he exchanges bodily fluids.



Harry[_2_] July 12th 10 07:46 PM

Don't ask don't tell
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/12/10 2:06 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:26:11 -0400,
wrote:

In ,
says...

On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:26:37 -0400,
wrote:

Spoofer alert! How would you get a socket "inside the cylinder heads".

Drop it down through the carb ... don't ask ;-)

That will get it to the top of the head, raise hell with the valve
train, but won't make it "inside" the head!


I consider the valve port "inside the head". It falls out of that hole
when you take the head off and turn it over. ;-)



Loogy disagrees with you. Watch out, he'll threaten to come by your
house and take you out...or he'll threaten to have his lawyer or the
local sheriff come after you. :)

You can tell it is Loogy by his dogged, simple-minded literalness, BTW.
It's either Loogy or someone with whom he exchanges bodily fluids.


WTF are you talking about, spoofer?

John H[_2_] July 13th 10 02:05 AM

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On Jul 10, 10:20*am, "Harold'" wrote:
"Harry ?" wrote in message

m...

On 7/10/10 10:07 AM, Harold' wrote:
"Harry *wrote in message
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On 7/10/10 9:37 AM, Harold' wrote:
"Harry * wrote in message
news:9aKdnY7mMJbo9qXRnZ2dnUVZ_oCdnZ2d@earthlin k.com...


On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 20:42:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:


That's right, the Pentagon reported on this day of Dow 10,000 that
our
strained Armed Forces have beat their recruiting goals for the
fiscal
year, driven by economic unease."


And once again, the military becomes the employer of last resort,
which
explains how in their time, losers like herring, bert robbins, and
flajim
got in.


You can't even explain to anyone's satisfaction, how you beat the
draft.
I
noticed how you borroiwed Cheeney's line on ocasion. You can't even
write
your own material. What a loser.


I don't have to explain because I didn't "beat" the draft. You seem to
think everyone got drafted back then. As I pointed out and cited
previously, a small percentage of eligibles was drafted, perhaps because
losers like you and herring volunteered.


"a small percentage"? Is that your estimation?
So you do admit you were eligable for the draft. How did you beat it?
And,
by the way, we didn't volunteer.


1. It's not my estimation, it is a matter of fact.


2. I didn't "beat" the draft.


3. I recall herring stating he enlisted. I could be wrong about that. It
doesn't matter, really. Both of you are lucky the military took you in,
since no one else would...


All wrong. Three strikes! you're out. Come back to play when you have some
facts, bush leaguer


His recollection of 'herring stating' is horse****.

DAB[_2_] July 14th 10 04:05 AM

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On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 06:44:31 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:50:09 -0400, DAB wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:18:26 -0400, Harry ?
wrote:

As for gays in the military, it's only an issue for ****head homophobes
like you.


It'll be an issue when the openly gay fags start getting fantail
liberty and fragged by their fellow troops.


Blanket party time?


Yes Sir.

I can't imagine what would happen if an openly gay guy walked into the barracks,
dropped his bag on the floor, and said, "Here I am, boys."


Oh you can imagine, and so can I. It's the reason why we're both
against dropping the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

nom=de=plume[_2_] July 14th 10 06:23 AM

Don't ask don't tell
 

"DAB" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 06:44:31 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:50:09 -0400, DAB wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:18:26 -0400, Harry ?
wrote:

As for gays in the military, it's only an issue for ****head homophobes
like you.

It'll be an issue when the openly gay fags start getting fantail
liberty and fragged by their fellow troops.


Blanket party time?


Yes Sir.

I can't imagine what would happen if an openly gay guy walked into the
barracks,
dropped his bag on the floor, and said, "Here I am, boys."


Oh you can imagine, and so can I. It's the reason why we're both
against dropping the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.


Really? Why? What are you afraid of? Gays are already serving in the
military. Don't look now...



Califbill July 14th 10 06:42 AM

Don't ask don't tell
 


"DAB" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 06:44:31 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:50:09 -0400, DAB wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:18:26 -0400, Harry ?
wrote:

As for gays in the military, it's only an issue for ****head homophobes
like you.

It'll be an issue when the openly gay fags start getting fantail
liberty and fragged by their fellow troops.


Blanket party time?


Yes Sir.

I can't imagine what would happen if an openly gay guy walked into the
barracks,
dropped his bag on the floor, and said, "Here I am, boys."


Oh you can imagine, and so can I. It's the reason why we're both
against dropping the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.


As long as they do not try to push gayness on the other guys, and do their
jobs well, the rest of the military will mostly not care. And the unit will
protect their gay if he does his job. Already happens that way in the
British military. sure there will be some problems at first, but most units
will know if they have a gay in their midst now, and I do not here of
fraggings for gayness. Maybe for being an asshole / bad leader, but that
has happened for maybe a couple thousand years of military action.


Jim July 14th 10 06:56 AM

Don't ask don't tell
 
Califbill wrote:


"DAB" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 06:44:31 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:50:09 -0400, DAB wrote:

On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:18:26 -0400, Harry ?
wrote:

As for gays in the military, it's only an issue for ****head
homophobes
like you.

It'll be an issue when the openly gay fags start getting fantail
liberty and fragged by their fellow troops.

Blanket party time?


Yes Sir.

I can't imagine what would happen if an openly gay guy walked into
the barracks,
dropped his bag on the floor, and said, "Here I am, boys."


Oh you can imagine, and so can I. It's the reason why we're both
against dropping the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.


As long as they do not try to push gayness on the other guys, and do
their jobs well, the rest of the military will mostly not care. And the
unit will protect their gay if he does his job. Already happens that
way in the British military. sure there will be some problems at first,
but most units will know if they have a gay in their midst now, and I do
not here of fraggings for gayness. Maybe for being an asshole / bad
leader, but that has happened for maybe a couple thousand years of
military action.


Yep. Guys like John and DAB who try to buck policy will get tossed in
the stockade/brig for a spell, then washed out of the military.
Or they can obey the damned orders and stay.
Their choice.

Jim - I think queers are unnatural, but know when to keep my mouth shut.


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