Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream