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Frogwatch[_2_] July 3rd 10 06:08 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream

nom=de=plume[_2_] July 3rd 10 07:34 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 

"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


Hey Froggie... don't take this personally... you're an idiot.



Canuck57[_9_] July 3rd 10 08:12 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
On 03/07/2010 11:08 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.


Would not doubt it. Sometimes I wonder if HK is a schizophreniac. But
on the other hand nom-defumer is much like a parrot. Don't know who
first coined her as such but accurate.

I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)


I would not want to see her rear much less tatoo it. Pustules..

I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


My guess is she would rather have a subscription, if not aleady a member
of NBPP - New Black Panther Party.

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.

nom=de=plume[_2_] July 3rd 10 09:58 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/07/2010 11:08 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.


Would not doubt it. Sometimes I wonder if HK is a schizophreniac. But on
the other hand nom-defumer is much like a parrot. Don't know who first
coined her as such but accurate.

I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)


I would not want to see her rear much less tatoo it. Pustules..

I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


My guess is she would rather have a subscription, if not aleady a member
of NBPP - New Black Panther Party.

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.


Yes, you're dumb and a racist.



Harry  July 3rd 10 10:25 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
On 7/3/10 4:58 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/07/2010 11:08 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.


Would not doubt it. Sometimes I wonder if HK is a schizophreniac. But
on the other hand nom-defumer is much like a parrot. Don't know who
first coined her as such but accurate.

I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)


I would not want to see her rear much less tatoo it. Pustules..

I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


My guess is she would rather have a subscription, if not aleady a
member of NBPP - New Black Panther Party.

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.


Yes, you're dumb and a racist.




I don't know about you, but I kind of enjoy the fact that right-wing
trash here is pretty much unanimous in its hatred for you. Keep up the
good work. If you get one of them mad enough, he might pull the trigger
and put a bullet where his brain should be, if he had one. :)

nom=de=plume[_2_] July 3rd 10 11:34 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 

"Harry " wrote in message
...
On 7/3/10 4:58 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/07/2010 11:08 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.

Would not doubt it. Sometimes I wonder if HK is a schizophreniac. But
on the other hand nom-defumer is much like a parrot. Don't know who
first coined her as such but accurate.

I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)

I would not want to see her rear much less tatoo it. Pustules..

I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream

My guess is she would rather have a subscription, if not aleady a
member of NBPP - New Black Panther Party.

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.


Yes, you're dumb and a racist.




I don't know about you, but I kind of enjoy the fact that right-wing trash
here is pretty much unanimous in its hatred for you. Keep up the good
work. If you get one of them mad enough, he might pull the trigger and put
a bullet where his brain should be, if he had one. :)


Interestingly, I'm not particularly liberal... certainly not fiscally.



Canuck57[_9_] July 4th 10 12:12 AM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
On 03/07/2010 3:25 PM, Harry  wrote:
On 7/3/10 4:58 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/07/2010 11:08 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.

Would not doubt it. Sometimes I wonder if HK is a schizophreniac. But
on the other hand nom-defumer is much like a parrot. Don't know who
first coined her as such but accurate.

I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)

I would not want to see her rear much less tatoo it. Pustules..

I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream

My guess is she would rather have a subscription, if not aleady a
member of NBPP - New Black Panther Party.

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.


Yes, you're dumb and a racist.




I don't know about you, but I kind of enjoy the fact that right-wing
trash here is pretty much unanimous in its hatred for you. Keep up the
good work. If you get one of them mad enough, he might pull the trigger
and put a bullet where his brain should be, if he had one. :)


We know that isn't possible with you. You have no brain to put a bullet
into. Unless of course you can get it in your arse right besides your neck.

Since you love de-plume, why not ask her on a date? (Don't get all hot
and bothered yet de-fumer, even democrats might have some limits no
mater how low they be).

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=sXzrUztyd1Y

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.

nom=de=plume[_2_] July 4th 10 04:59 AM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/07/2010 3:25 PM, Harry  wrote:
On 7/3/10 4:58 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/07/2010 11:08 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.

Would not doubt it. Sometimes I wonder if HK is a schizophreniac. But
on the other hand nom-defumer is much like a parrot. Don't know who
first coined her as such but accurate.

I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)

I would not want to see her rear much less tatoo it. Pustules..

I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream

My guess is she would rather have a subscription, if not aleady a
member of NBPP - New Black Panther Party.

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.

Yes, you're dumb and a racist.




I don't know about you, but I kind of enjoy the fact that right-wing
trash here is pretty much unanimous in its hatred for you. Keep up the
good work. If you get one of them mad enough, he might pull the trigger
and put a bullet where his brain should be, if he had one. :)


We know that isn't possible with you. You have no brain to put a bullet
into. Unless of course you can get it in your arse right besides your
neck.

Since you love de-plume, why not ask her on a date? (Don't get all hot and
bothered yet de-fumer, even democrats might have some limits no mater how
low they be).

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=sXzrUztyd1Y

--
We all work for government, they ceased working for us a long time ago.


Besides being stupid, you're also a creeper.



I am Tosk July 6th 10 06:16 AM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
,
says...

Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me;)

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

Harold[_2_] July 6th 10 03:13 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 

"I am Tosk" wrote in message
...
In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
,
says...

Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me;)

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!


Boilt pnutz is all whats keepin sum foaks offa welfare.




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