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John H[_2_] July 6th 10 09:25 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 01:16:00 -0400, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
,
says...

Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me;)


Were they freshly boiled or canned? They're good when freshly boiled, but I
don't like them from a can or other package.
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

I am Tosk July 7th 10 01:31 AM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
In article ,
says...

On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 01:16:00 -0400, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
,

says...

Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me;)


Were they freshly boiled or canned? They're good when freshly boiled, but I
don't like them from a can or other package.


Fresh boiled, served fresh at a roadside stand...

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

John H[_2_] July 7th 10 10:05 AM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 20:31:38 -0400, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 01:16:00 -0400, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
,
says...

Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream

Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me;)


Were they freshly boiled or canned? They're good when freshly boiled, but I
don't like them from a can or other package.


Fresh boiled, served fresh at a roadside stand...


Well, if you didn't like 'em, you must just be one sick puppy. That's all I can
say 'bout that.

I'll bet you don't like collard greens either, huh?
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

I am Tosk July 7th 10 01:10 PM

If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin
 
In article ,
says...

On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 20:31:38 -0400, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 01:16:00 -0400, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
,

says...

Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream

Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me;)

Were they freshly boiled or canned? They're good when freshly boiled, but I
don't like them from a can or other package.


Fresh boiled, served fresh at a roadside stand...


Well, if you didn't like 'em, you must just be one sick puppy. That's all I can
say 'bout that.

I'll bet you don't like collard greens either, huh?


You know I don't like them...

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!


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