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Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

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John H

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"John H" wrote in message
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Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about
eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives
a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you
do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.


So, you're against the entrepreneurial spirit. Ok.


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"John H" wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about
eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives
a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you
do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?

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On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?



Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here,
he probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade.
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?



Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he
probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade.


So now you're the erection expert.




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On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:10:02 -0400, "Harold"
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
om...
On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?



Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he
probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade.


So now you're the erection expert.


Both of them.

The joke was so bad they quoted the whole thing.

Coupla hypocrites. Racist hypocrits.
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On 6/30/10 7:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:10:02 -0400,
wrote:


"Harry wrote in message
m...
On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?


Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he
probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade.


So now you're the erection expert.


Both of them.

The joke was so bad they quoted the whole thing.

Coupla hypocrites. Racist hypocrits.




It's important to display your racism as you posted it, s.f.b.

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"YukonBound" wrote in message
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"John H" wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about
eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you
do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?

Poor choice of words Donny boy.


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On 6/30/10 7:06 PM, Harold wrote:
wrote in message
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"John wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about
eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you
do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?

Poor choice of words Donny boy.



Everyone knows Herring is a racist and a hater of Latinos. No surprise:
he's one of your boys.
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YukonBound wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He
drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so
how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

"I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support."



"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

"I only need ten dollars
to get back to
Mexico."

--
John H


You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh?

Illegal Latinos. There's a huge difference, skippy.


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