On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:36:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:

I went to school with a kid named Tom Sawyer. He got tired of people
asking him "Where's Huck Finn?"

I had a friend in grammar school named Cashmere Baeter. In those days it
was popular to preface boys surnames with Master.

What - you like two hundred years old? :)

Closing in on it.

That's a lot of duck years, but what the heck, you're still quacking.
:-)