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*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, wrote:

Well, just got back in from the lake. Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.

After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. No red or green
markers up front. I walked aft and waited.

The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"

Silence, then a "Huh?"

I repeat my statement. Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. We just went
out for a little while."

Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"

Silence. Idiots.

Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.

Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.
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On Jun 18, 10:06*pm, Larry wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, *wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. *Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. *No red or green
markers up front. *I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. *After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! *Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. *Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. *We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. *Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


You're welcome, asswipe.
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On Jun 18, 10:06*pm, Larry wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, *wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. *Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. *No red or green
markers up front. *I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. *After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! *Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. *Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. *We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. *Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


If this is all you can contribute...best to keep your mouth shut. Your
stupidity is showing.....again.
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On Jun 18, 10:06*pm, Larry wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, *wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. *Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. *No red or green
markers up front. *I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. *After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! *Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. *Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. *We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. *Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.
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On 6/19/10 7:34 AM, *e#c wrote:
On Jun 18, 10:06 pm, wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. No red or green
markers up front. I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.



Could be Loogy, could be Larry, could be flajim, et cetera. They're all
from the same dung heap.


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On Jun 19, 7:51*am, Harry wrote:
On 6/19/10 7:34 AM, *e#c wrote:



On Jun 18, 10:06 pm, *wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, * *wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. *Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. *No red or green
markers up front. *I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. *After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! *Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. *Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. *We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. *Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.


Could be Loogy, could be Larry, could be flajim, et cetera. They're all
from the same dung heap.


....with nothing to contribute but being a troll.
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"*e#c" wrote in message
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On Jun 19, 7:51 am, Harry wrote:
On 6/19/10 7:34 AM, *e#c wrote:



On Jun 18, 10:06 pm, wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. No red or green
markers up front. I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me,
I
holler,"Hey! Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.


Could be Loogy, could be Larry, could be flajim, et cetera. They're all
from the same dung heap.


....with nothing to contribute but being a troll.
Is harry your new BFF? Birds of a feather.....................


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*e#c wrote:
On Jun 19, 7:51 am, wrote:

On 6/19/10 7:34 AM, *e#c wrote:




On Jun 18, 10:06 pm, wrote:

*e#c wrote:

On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. No red or green
markers up front. I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.


Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.


Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.

Could be Loogy, could be Larry, could be flajim, et cetera. They're all
from the same dung heap.

....with nothing to contribute but being a troll.

Sorry, Yellow Teeth, you are right. Your on-topic posts have been so
insightful. I will try to be just like you - without yellow teeth of
course!
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*e#c wrote:
On Jun 18, 10:06 pm, wrote:

*e#c wrote:

On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, wrote:


Well, just got back in from the lake. Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.


After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. No red or green
markers up front. I walked aft and waited.


The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"


Silence, then a "Huh?"


I repeat my statement. Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. We just went
out for a little while."


Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"


Silence. Idiots.


Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.

Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.

Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.

That's three replies to the same post and one to yourself. Nice job, YT!
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On 6/19/10 7:49 PM, Larry wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 18, 10:06 pm, wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Jun 17, 10:21 pm, wrote:
Well, just got back in from the lake. Came back in to the slip at
sundown, and since our slip is on the edge of the docks with a nice
view, we just sat there a while enjoying the view and water.
After about 40 minutes, I see a boat headed inward to the marina...
with nothing to show but the white anchor light. No red or green
markers up front. I walked aft and waited.
The guys are in a center console, 20+ footer, T-top, nice boat. After
he's come down off plane at the no wakes and has idled up behind me, I
holler,"Hey! Do you know your red and green bow markers are out?"
Silence, then a "Huh?"
I repeat my statement. Then comes back, "Yeah, I know. We just went
out for a little while."
Me: "Just wanted to make sure you know, so you can fix them!"
Silence. Idiots.
Another reason Canada now has MANDATORY Licensing for Boaters, and
Cops on the water to enforce it. Idiots like you witnessed, are an
accident waiting to happen.
Thanks for the report from Canada, yellow teeth.

Up early, huh Kevin. I guess your ass breath woke you up.

That's three replies to the same post and one to yourself. Nice job, YT!


Well, our dumb boy larry is here again, to toss insults...



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