Anything happening up there to get Joe Wilson in that DeMint Senate seat?
DeMint's a girlyman now that his Waterloo plan failed.
We don't need girlymen going against 'Bama.
He's one tough black sumbitch.
And that botoxed bitch Pelosi is a plain aggravation.
They made a fool of DeMint.
I'm thinking ole Joe Wilson might do better until we can find somebody
better than DeMint. Besides being a girlyman man now, DeMint proved
he's only got enough brains to outsmart himself.
What do you think about Joe?
What's happening now just ain't right.
The party's getting a bad name. Damn fool public is turning.
We got to kick this shellshock. Didn't expect this. Happened too fast.
It's bad. Real bad.
I'm thinking we need some sleepers. Raise up some of our boys acting
like Dems, then they can turncoat once they're in the Senate.
Always keep another in a 6 year pipeline in case the peons vote them out.
We can get the campaign financing from the pharma, defense and insurance
boys.
Worked good with Joe Lieberman, Ben Nelson and Blanche Lincoln.
Just tossing some ideas around.
Damn, I hope the rest of these boys we got in office can keep their
pricks in their pants and their feet in the crapper stall.
Didn't anybody tell that Yankee toe-tapper fool that us Republicans
ain't good dancers? I wish Tom Delay had done that Dancing With the
Stars thing earlier. Might have prevented that Craig disaster.
Lordy.
We need to give the boys a down to earth talking to about conduct.
A suit and a tie just ain't enough anymore to be a leader in the GOP.
They're watching us, and with those internets you can't hide a damn thing.
Me and Froggy will take care of Florida and ya'll up there do South
Carolina.
And don't you go jumping some damn horse like you S.C. boys are prone to do.
Might be good, but you could get caught, and don't think otherwise.
That suit won't disguise you up on a step ladder doing a horse.
That's been proved time and again.
Here's something I learned as a pup in Georgia, and been using in Florida.
Getcha a watermelon that's been setting in the sun and cut a core that
suits your size.
It's better than a horse, and you can take it inside.
Real easy to dress up too.
And you don't have to walk so far, like you do to give your horse a kiss
afterwards.
Just toss the melon away. Don't have to kiss it.
A watermelon ain't quite as smart as a horse, so you won't hurt its
feelings if you don't kiss it afterwards.
If my word on this ain't enough, Froggy will confirm.
And for God's sake don't use it in the field. You'll get caught.
Pass that on to your boys up there so they stay out of trouble.
With good decent practices we can make the GOP strong again.
The watermelon is a good starting point for us.

Jim - A Patriot with some practical plans for a strong GOP.