On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:04:06 GMT, "Steve" wrote:


On 22-Feb-2010, John H wrote:

Uh, you forgot room service to deliver the 47 virgins.

Good luck with that one. (finding them)

...notice they never vrigin WHAT?

baaahhhhhhhhh bah bahhhhhhh

Would they have to be 'stump broke'? Oh wait, that's cows, I forgot.

Reminds me of a story.

I was in the process of getting a TS security clearance, and I had to be
interviewed by some intelligence weeney. It turned out to be a female
Lieutenant
Colonel. About the last question was, "Have you ever engaged in any
unnatural or
illegal sex acts?"

I looked her in the eye and said, "Maam, I grew up on a farm. How would
you
define 'unnatural'?"

She said, "I'll just put down 'no'!"

HEY! You got one of those 4' poles with a mirror on the end??? They're on
sale at an Arabic grocery store in Dearborn!

How much? My mirror's getting worn out!
--

John H