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MadDogDave wrote:

"A Moment of Silence for 9/11 So Just Shut Up And This Means You!!"


Well, here we are, a few days after the second anniversary of the day
when Our Great President did not run and hide so stop saying that. It
was only two years ago last Thursday that our country was attacked by
cowardly terrorists who hit us knowing that George W. Bush was reading
about The Pet Goat to second graders and would not be available for hours.

But they are laughing out of the other side of their necks now that they
have seen what a good job Our Great President has done in Iraq, which is
why he wants the U of N to join us and send soldiers and money as soon
as possible. I guess we all can see now what a good idea freedom fries were!

But instead of jumping in and sharing in the excitement and triumph,
other countries are sitting on the sidelines and muttering ugly terms
about like "quagmire" and "disaster" and "another Viet Nam" and "no exit
strategy" and "war based on lies" and the like. Who would have thought
it, except those of us who knew foreigners were no good?

And what is with LIEberals? For years they have been wanting to throw
money at education and job programs and housing and health care and lots
of other wasteful things that would benefit no one. And now that George
W. has told them it is all right to throw money at Iraq, they do not
want to! Gee wiz! I will cut some cheese to go with that!

Why can they not follow the wise advice of Britney Shields, who
disgusted everyone in America by kissing McDonna? It was all I could do
not to be totally grossed out by the pictures I cut out of newspapers
and magazines.

Do they not realize that if they followed the advice of Britney, who was
actually kissing McDonna with her mouth open (Britney although come to
think of it McDonna's mouth was open too) in hot girl-on-girl action
such as every decent American is outraged and would not look at more
than once.

But Britney is right about Our Great President who I am sure would also
be horrified like me by this open display of affliction between two
women as if they were of the lesbianic persuasion or something.

I think everyone in America ought to think about what Britney had to say
about trusting Our Great President and just except that she was led
astray by an older depraved person into evil. And that is all I am going
to say accept to point out how disgusting it is.

Meanwhile, I am sure we all believe that when Our Great Vice President
Dick Cheney was told not to come to the September 11 ceremony by the
Mayor of New York for secruity reasons, it was not because the families
of the victims could get their hands on rocks and loose debris to throw
at him. So stop saying that!

And what American did not feel proud when Secretary of Defensive Donald
Rumfilled (who has not got fired yet) said that Americans who criticized
Our Great President were helping the enemy? What is wrong with
Democraps? Do they not realize how important it is to make the rest of
the world see that Americans are ready to die like a fanatical
unthinking fighting machine that will not question tour leader’s wims?
How else will they ever learn about freedom?

So let us not begrudge a poultry $87 billion of debt for Our Great
President for Iraq. After all, how will Americans ever learn about the
evils of Big Government unless the government gets bigger and more evil?
And that will be George W.'s legacy, and I am glad to be here to see it.

Until next time...thank Jesus for George W. Bush



Heheheh...."...a poultry $87 billion..." The right number for our
chickenhawk POTUS.

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"Britney" WHO?

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"A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast." - Groucho Marx
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
MadDogDave wrote:

"A Moment of Silence for 9/11 So Just Shut Up And This Means You!!"


Well, here we are, a few days after the second anniversary of the day
when Our Great President did not run and hide so stop saying that. It
was only two years ago last Thursday that our country was attacked by
cowardly terrorists who hit us knowing that George W. Bush was reading
about The Pet Goat to second graders and would not be available for
hours.

But they are laughing out of the other side of their necks now that they
have seen what a good job Our Great President has done in Iraq, which is
why he wants the U of N to join us and send soldiers and money as soon
as possible. I guess we all can see now what a good idea freedom fries
were!

But instead of jumping in and sharing in the excitement and triumph,
other countries are sitting on the sidelines and muttering ugly terms
about like "quagmire" and "disaster" and "another Viet Nam" and "no exit
strategy" and "war based on lies" and the like. Who would have thought
it, except those of us who knew foreigners were no good?

And what is with LIEberals? For years they have been wanting to throw
money at education and job programs and housing and health care and lots
of other wasteful things that would benefit no one. And now that George
W. has told them it is all right to throw money at Iraq, they do not
want to! Gee wiz! I will cut some cheese to go with that!

Why can they not follow the wise advice of Britney Shields, who
disgusted everyone in America by kissing McDonna? It was all I could do
not to be totally grossed out by the pictures I cut out of newspapers
and magazines.

Do they not realize that if they followed the advice of Britney, who was
actually kissing McDonna with her mouth open (Britney although come to
think of it McDonna's mouth was open too) in hot girl-on-girl action
such as every decent American is outraged and would not look at more
than once.

But Britney is right about Our Great President who I am sure would also
be horrified like me by this open display of affliction between two
women as if they were of the lesbianic persuasion or something.

I think everyone in America ought to think about what Britney had to say
about trusting Our Great President and just except that she was led
astray by an older depraved person into evil. And that is all I am going
to say accept to point out how disgusting it is.

Meanwhile, I am sure we all believe that when Our Great Vice President
Dick Cheney was told not to come to the September 11 ceremony by the
Mayor of New York for secruity reasons, it was not because the families
of the victims could get their hands on rocks and loose debris to throw
at him. So stop saying that!

And what American did not feel proud when Secretary of Defensive Donald
Rumfilled (who has not got fired yet) said that Americans who criticized
Our Great President were helping the enemy? What is wrong with
Democraps? Do they not realize how important it is to make the rest of
the world see that Americans are ready to die like a fanatical
unthinking fighting machine that will not question tour leader’s wims?
How else will they ever learn about freedom?

So let us not begrudge a poultry $87 billion of debt for Our Great
President for Iraq. After all, how will Americans ever learn about the
evils of Big Government unless the government gets bigger and more evil?
And that will be George W.'s legacy, and I am glad to be here to see it.

Until next time...thank Jesus for George W. Bush



Heheheh...."...a poultry $87 billion..." The right number for our
chickenhawk POTUS.

--
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email sent to will *never* get to me.

--


Keith
__
"There is more to life than increasing its speed." Mohandas K. Gandhi
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
MadDogDave wrote:

"A Moment of Silence for 9/11 So Just Shut Up And This Means You!!"


Well, here we are, a few days after the second anniversary of the day
when Our Great President did not run and hide so stop saying that. It
was only two years ago last Thursday that our country was attacked by
cowardly terrorists who hit us knowing that George W. Bush was reading
about The Pet Goat to second graders and would not be available for
hours.

But they are laughing out of the other side of their necks now that they
have seen what a good job Our Great President has done in Iraq, which is
why he wants the U of N to join us and send soldiers and money as soon
as possible. I guess we all can see now what a good idea freedom fries
were!

But instead of jumping in and sharing in the excitement and triumph,
other countries are sitting on the sidelines and muttering ugly terms
about like "quagmire" and "disaster" and "another Viet Nam" and "no exit
strategy" and "war based on lies" and the like. Who would have thought
it, except those of us who knew foreigners were no good?

And what is with LIEberals? For years they have been wanting to throw
money at education and job programs and housing and health care and lots
of other wasteful things that would benefit no one. And now that George
W. has told them it is all right to throw money at Iraq, they do not
want to! Gee wiz! I will cut some cheese to go with that!

Why can they not follow the wise advice of Britney Shields, who
disgusted everyone in America by kissing McDonna? It was all I could do
not to be totally grossed out by the pictures I cut out of newspapers
and magazines.

Do they not realize that if they followed the advice of Britney, who was
actually kissing McDonna with her mouth open (Britney although come to
think of it McDonna's mouth was open too) in hot girl-on-girl action
such as every decent American is outraged and would not look at more
than once.

But Britney is right about Our Great President who I am sure would also
be horrified like me by this open display of affliction between two
women as if they were of the lesbianic persuasion or something.

I think everyone in America ought to think about what Britney had to say
about trusting Our Great President and just except that she was led
astray by an older depraved person into evil. And that is all I am going
to say accept to point out how disgusting it is.

Meanwhile, I am sure we all believe that when Our Great Vice President
Dick Cheney was told not to come to the September 11 ceremony by the
Mayor of New York for secruity reasons, it was not because the families
of the victims could get their hands on rocks and loose debris to throw
at him. So stop saying that!

And what American did not feel proud when Secretary of Defensive Donald
Rumfilled (who has not got fired yet) said that Americans who criticized
Our Great President were helping the enemy? What is wrong with
Democraps? Do they not realize how important it is to make the rest of
the world see that Americans are ready to die like a fanatical
unthinking fighting machine that will not question tour leader’s wims?
How else will they ever learn about freedom?

So let us not begrudge a poultry $87 billion of debt for Our Great
President for Iraq. After all, how will Americans ever learn about the
evils of Big Government unless the government gets bigger and more evil?
And that will be George W.'s legacy, and I am glad to be here to see it.

Until next time...thank Jesus for George W. Bush



Heheheh...."...a poultry $87 billion..." The right number for our
chickenhawk POTUS.

--
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email sent to will *never* get to me.

Robin Williams Plan

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we

need

now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan

for

peace. So, here's one plan


1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never

"interfere"

again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.

We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.

France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days,unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.


7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.


9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.


"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
me?'" -A



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If you must burn our Flag, please wrap yourself in it!!







MadDogDave wrote:

"A Moment of Silence for 9/11 So Just Shut Up And This Means You!!"


Well, here we are, a few days after the second anniversary of the day
when Our Great President did not run and hide so stop saying that. It
was only two years ago last Thursday that our country was attacked by
cowardly terrorists who hit us knowing that George W. Bush was reading
about The Pet Goat to second graders and would not be available for hours.

But they are laughing out of the other side of their necks now that they
have seen what a good job Our Great President has done in Iraq, which is
why he wants the U of N to join us and send soldiers and money as soon
as possible. I guess we all can see now what a good idea freedom fries were!

But instead of jumping in and sharing in the excitement and triumph,
other countries are sitting on the sidelines and muttering ugly terms
about like "quagmire" and "disaster" and "another Viet Nam" and "no exit
strategy" and "war based on lies" and the like. Who would have thought
it, except those of us who knew foreigners were no good?

And what is with LIEberals? For years they have been wanting to throw
money at education and job programs and housing and health care and lots
of other wasteful things that would benefit no one. And now that George
W. has told them it is all right to throw money at Iraq, they do not
want to! Gee wiz! I will cut some cheese to go with that!

Why can they not follow the wise advice of Britney Shields, who
disgusted everyone in America by kissing McDonna? It was all I could do
not to be totally grossed out by the pictures I cut out of newspapers
and magazines.

Do they not realize that if they followed the advice of Britney, who was
actually kissing McDonna with her mouth open (Britney although come to
think of it McDonna's mouth was open too) in hot girl-on-girl action
such as every decent American is outraged and would not look at more
than once.

But Britney is right about Our Great President who I am sure would also
be horrified like me by this open display of affliction between two
women as if they were of the lesbianic persuasion or something.

I think everyone in America ought to think about what Britney had to say
about trusting Our Great President and just except that she was led
astray by an older depraved person into evil. And that is all I am going
to say accept to point out how disgusting it is.

Meanwhile, I am sure we all believe that when Our Great Vice President
Dick Cheney was told not to come to the September 11 ceremony by the
Mayor of New York for secruity reasons, it was not because the families
of the victims could get their hands on rocks and loose debris to throw
at him. So stop saying that!

And what American did not feel proud when Secretary of Defensive Donald
Rumfilled (who has not got fired yet) said that Americans who criticized
Our Great President were helping the enemy? What is wrong with
Democraps? Do they not realize how important it is to make the rest of
the world see that Americans are ready to die like a fanatical
unthinking fighting machine that will not question tour leader’s wims?
How else will they ever learn about freedom?

So let us not begrudge a poultry $87 billion of debt for Our Great
President for Iraq. After all, how will Americans ever learn about the
evils of Big Government unless the government gets bigger and more evil?
And that will be George W.'s legacy, and I am glad to be here to see it.

Until next time...thank Jesus for George W. Bush

Capt. Frank Hopkins wrote:





Robin Williams Plan

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we

need



Sorry, but what you've dumped here was not written or uttered by Robin
Williams.




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Dear Harry,
I posted it as found.

Here is a garden of nits. You may pick them.

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Sheesh....
C.F.

Harry Krause wrote:
Capt. Frank Hopkins wrote:





Robin Williams Plan

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we

need




Sorry, but what you've dumped here was not written or uttered by Robin
Williams.