What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

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Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense

On 1/30/10 8:33 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense



If I were unfortunate enough to be seated next to herring on an
airplane, I'd ask a cabin attendant to find me another seat. You just
never know when a right-wing moron is going to go berserk.

On Jan 30, 3:13*pm, John H wrote:
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

--

Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

LOL!


The speed of those flashing zeros could trigger a seizure.

"Tim" wrote in message
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On Jan 30, 3:13 pm, John H wrote:
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

--

Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

LOL!

The speed of those flashing zeros could trigger a seizure.


Or, more likely, the Air Marshall.

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Nom=de=Plume