What to do when...
 

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

--

Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

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On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense

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On 1/30/10 8:33 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense



If I were unfortunate enough to be seated next to herring on an
airplane, I'd ask a cabin attendant to find me another seat. You just
never know when a right-wing moron is going to go berserk.

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On Jan 30, 3:13*pm, John H wrote:
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

--

Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

LOL!


The speed of those flashing zeros could trigger a seizure.

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"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jan 30, 3:13 pm, John H wrote:
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

--

Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

LOL!

The speed of those flashing zeros could trigger a seizure.


Or, more likely, the Air Marshall.

--
Nom=de=Plume

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Harry wrote:
On 1/30/10 10:44 PM, Bruce wrote:
Harry wrote:
On 1/30/10 8:33 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a
real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to
the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense



If I were unfortunate enough to be seated next to herring on an
airplane, I'd ask a cabin attendant to find me another seat. You just
never know when a right-wing moron is going to go berserk.
Of course you don't. He might be a ticking time bomb.

Fortunately for you, he would have requested another seat the minute you
ordered you seat belt extension.



Is that what you use to hold down your lard butt, Krueger?

You can't follow a simple thread long enough to know you you are
responding to?

Can't you come up with your own material, Krause? That response was
grade school, at best.

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On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:44:24 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Harry wrote:
On 1/30/10 8:33 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense



If I were unfortunate enough to be seated next to herring on an
airplane, I'd ask a cabin attendant to find me another seat. You just
never know when a right-wing moron is going to go berserk.
Of course you don't. He might be a ticking time bomb.

Fortunately for you, he would have requested another seat the minute you
ordered you seat belt extension.


No, I'd just remind the stewardess he's riding 'Coach Class', and he'd
be gone.
--

Proud member of the angry mob.

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.