On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:35 -0500, John H
wrote:


What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real
jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

uh, what? the use of devices that transmit radio signals on board a
plane is a federal offense