A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 'pretty
smart' female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever .

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
or slammer's hemorrhoids..

John H

On Jan 13, 3:47*pm, John H wrote:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 'pretty
smart' *female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it *closed
harder than ever .

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" *

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" *

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

--

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
or slammer's hemorrhoids..

John H

You've turned into a crotchety asshole just like Harry.

Loogypicker wrote:
On Jan 13, 3:47 pm, John H wrote:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 'pretty
smart' female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever .

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

--

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
or slammer's hemorrhoids..

John H

You've turned into a crotchety asshole just like Harry.

Does your lawyer know what you mostly do here is call people names?

On Jan 13, 4:28*pm, Harry wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
On Jan 13, 3:47 pm, John H wrote:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 'pretty
smart' *female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it *closed
harder than ever .

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" *

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" *

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

--

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
or slammer's hemorrhoids..

John H

You've turned into a crotchety asshole just like Harry.

Does your lawyer know what you mostly do here is call people names?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Why would my lawyer care about me calling people names, asshole? Has
nothing to do with someone being subpeonaed for information.

"John H" wrote in message
...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 'pretty
smart' female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever .

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"


Sounds like you learned quite a bit from the experience! Good for you.
Suggestion: Stop using AOL.

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Nom=de=Plume

On Jan 13, 3:47*pm, John H wrote:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 'pretty
smart' *female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it *closed
harder than ever .

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" *

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" *

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

--

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
or slammer's hemorrhoids..

John H

Of course, Herring would post a joke demeaning to Women. I wonder how
his wife puts up with the dummy.