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Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.

No wonder he didn't gain admission.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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On Dec 22, 10:25*pm, The Truth wrote:
Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.

No wonder he didn't gain admission.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


Charter Communications CHARTER-NET-6BLK (NET-68-112-0-0-1)
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Charter Communications ASHFD-CT-68-118-176 (NET-68-118-176-0-1)
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Looks like Ashford Conn. to me....gee, wonder who lives in Conn.
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In article ,
says...

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:25:34 -0800 (PST), The Truth
wrote:

Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.

No wonder he didn't gain admission.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts ? the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ?Caesarean section?
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ?benign? mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


Oh... c'mon.... man, I expected more from you than this.....


really, that was lame..
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On 12/23/09 3:25 AM, S wrote:


really, that was lame..



Speaking of lame, Snotty Scotty has another new ID here.

So, 2009 is almost over, "S" - how many boats did you build this past year?

Did you scrape that peeling paint off your rowboat?

Didn't think so.
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On Dec 23, 6:10*am, Harry wrote:
On 12/23/09 3:25 AM, S wrote:



really, that was lame..


Speaking of lame, Snotty Scotty has another new ID here.

So, 2009 is almost over, "S" - how many boats did you build this past year?

Did you scrape that peeling paint off your rowboat?

Didn't think so.


That's our Harry, if you dare say anything about any of his many, many
lies, you'll get name calling and insults.


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*e#c wrote:
On Dec 22, 10:25 pm, The Truth wrote:
Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.

No wonder he didn't gain admission.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


Charter Communications CHARTER-NET-6BLK (NET-68-112-0-0-1)
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Charter Communications ASHFD-CT-68-118-176 (NET-68-118-176-0-1)
68.118.176.0 - 68.118.207.255

Looks like Ashford Conn. to me....gee, wonder who lives in Conn.


Joe Leiberman lives in Connecticut. Any other questions?

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Harry wrote:
On 12/23/09 3:25 AM, S wrote:


really, that was lame..



Speaking of lame, Snotty Scotty has another new ID here.

So, 2009 is almost over, "S" - how many boats did you build this past year?

Did you scrape that peeling paint off your rowboat?

Didn't think so.


"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". I can see that this
is working out splendidly for you.

--


Imagine being such a worthless p.o.s. that you post on usenet using
someone else's ID
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In article 90a1fe7e-f5ec-405b-af36-e54515d3f0e5
@h9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.

No wonder he didn't gain admission.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts ? the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ?Caesarean section?
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ?benign? mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


Listen you little schitt. Now you've went and exposed another of my
lies, so I'll start insulting you and calling you names now. Oh, and I
have guns, dumfoch.

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On Dec 23, 1:02*am, "*e#c" wrote:
On Dec 22, 10:25*pm, The Truth wrote:





Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.


No wonder he didn't gain admission.


Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists


Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire


Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight


Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed


Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs


Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental


Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery


Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death


Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow


Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow


Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels: A, E, I, O and U


Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie


Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium


Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome


Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.


Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.


Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight


Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


Charter Communications CHARTER-NET-6BLK (NET-68-112-0-0-1)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 68.112.0.0 - 68.119.255.255
Charter Communications ASHFD-CT-68-118-176 (NET-68-118-176-0-1)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 68.118.176.0 - 68.118.207.255

Looks like Ashford Conn. to me....gee, wonder who lives in Conn.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


If you look at census data, there's quite a lot of people who live in
Conn.
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On Dec 23, 9:19*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Dec 23, 1:02*am, "*e#c" wrote:



On Dec 22, 10:25*pm, The Truth wrote:


Obtained clandestinely from the Yale Graduate Admissions Office.


No wonder he didn't gain admission.


Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists


Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire


Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight


Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well
endowed


Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs


Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental


Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery


Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death


Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow


Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow


Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The
abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels: A, E, I, O and U


Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie


Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium


Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome


Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.


Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.


Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight


Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


Charter Communications CHARTER-NET-6BLK (NET-68-112-0-0-1)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 68.112.0.0 - 68.119.255.255
Charter Communications ASHFD-CT-68-118-176 (NET-68-118-176-0-1)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 68.118.176.0 - 68.118.207.255


Looks like Ashford Conn. to me....gee, wonder who lives in Conn.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


If you look at census data, there's quite a lot of people who live in
Conn.


True, but it seems you were too stupid to catch the point. Have a
simple day, fool.
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